Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for May 28, 2021

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    Averagemoe  over 3 years ago

    Black as coal?

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Sure feels like a Pogo moment to me.

    Good King Sauerkraut looked down / On his feets uneven…

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    More_Cats_Than_Sense  over 3 years ago

    Mary Had a little lamb,

    It had a sooty foot,

    And everywhere that Mary went,

    Its sooty foot it put! ;-)

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    More_Cats_Than_Sense  over 3 years ago

    Mary Had a little lamb,

    She tied it to a pylon,

    Ten thousand volts shot up its bum,

    And turned its wool to nylon. ;-)

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    More_Cats_Than_Sense  over 3 years ago

    Mary Had a little lamb,

    Her father shot it dead,

    And now it goes to school with her,

    Between two bits of bread. ;-)

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    More_Cats_Than_Sense  over 3 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb,

    The Midwife fainted!! ;-)

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    More_Cats_Than_Sense  over 3 years ago

    @eddi_tbh Have another one, this one sounds better than it looks written down ;-)

    Mary had a little lamb,

    She also had a Bear,

    I’ve often seen her little lamb,

    But I’ve never seen her Bear……. ;-)

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb

    She also had a duck

    She put them on a windowsill

    To see if they would fuh-fuh-fuh-FALL OFF.

    ;D

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    Darwinskeeper  over 3 years ago

    In this strip shouldn’t it be:

    Mary was a little lamb

    her fleas were white as snow

    every where that Mary went

    her fleas were sure to go.

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    DDrazen  over 3 years ago

    He’s qualified to be governor of Georgia.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb, a little beef, a little ham,some pickles, and some pork roast, creamed asparagus served on toast, an ice cream soda with lots of fizz,and oh how sick our Mary is.

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    ILikeAnime  over 3 years ago

    Mary had a death lamb that ate her

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