Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 09, 2017

Sally sure knows how to get her politics and Bible stories mixed up.

You’re not helping, Chuck. She’s going to be able to vote someday.

“By the way, I’ve got bubble gum stuck in the front of my hair, big brother!”

She forgot to mention Abe’s role as a vampire hunter.

Whith all that alternative facts she could be a formidable advicer to Mr. T.

I love Sally’s school work. Her multiplication was the best “Two time two is Tooty-Two”.

How ’bout the time Lucy wrote that biography of Beethoven?

Charlie Brown learned pretty quickly Sally wouldn’t listen to him when she got things mixed up. Of course, she’d blame him when she got embarrassed because of it. So, as usual, whatever he did he couldn’t win.

Lincoln’s Birthday falls on a Sunday this year. This could have fit your Sunday School class for a joke or something like that.

Remember when Peppermint Patty got a Z-? Whatever happens, Charlie Brown will get in trouble for it. That’s what big brothers are for!

That’s like when my younger daughter informed me that the inventor of the automobile was Harrison Ford. :)

Sally’s about as informed as the average American voter.

His Picture on the Penny would be the only Accurate Information in the Report.

Yes they do.

When they fall asleep.

xxx

Anyone remember the kid’s report on Lincoln in “I’m Gonna Get You, Sucka”?

Please, Sally. Get a Z—