Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 25, 2023

do you think you will stay Patty?

Up next, she learns “Stay.”

She’s really going through with this!! I bet she graduates as a “good girl”!

She already knows “speak” so she’s ahead of the curve.

That’s how she, all of them, actually, sit. She learned NOTHING !

Nobody…I mean NOBODY…even in comic strips is that stupid

You know she is proud of her accomplishment because she didn’t get after Marcie for calling her “sir”…

She needs to learn to listen.

And she is sitting very well!

She’s never been much for listening. Nor for understanding either. It`ll come to her and then it will be Charlie Brown’s fault, as usual.

Peppermint Patty is sitting!

She’s smarter than my dog.

I bet she’ll excel at fetch.

Are you ever gonna face up and see things clearly, sir?

And they give treats.

Looks like it is going to be a very successful school. Not only has P.P. learned how to sit gracefully, but she has even taught the lesson effortlessly to Marcie who isn’t even enrolled in the class!

It keeps getting worse :O

Sit Patty, sit, Good girl!

ACE should be used as a Core Curriculum in today’s Government schools and at home.

gonna be REALLY GOOD at sitting

If Peppermint Patty’s father is actually oblivious or incompetent enough to allow her to enroll in an obedience school, she is a severely neglected child.

Judging by the panels shown here, she was a good student and has nailed the “sitting” module of her learning plan.

Peppermint Patty is on TV and she’s wearing lederhosen…..

There is a real-life obedience school for humans. It is called Marine Corp Boot Camp. They teach you self-discipline, obedience, confidence and how to work with others.

When does she get to “Beg?” Like for a brain.

This is one of the absolutely hysterically funny series in all of Peanuts…

Next door neighbor confided (swore me not to tell his wife) that he modified his pro canine training techniques to subconsciously ‘influence’ her..

I think lunch and dinner are going to come as a rude awakening.

Do you want to tell her, Marcy?

Does she have homework?