I still remember second grade, when I was all agog about a book on submarines. (It was the ’50s.) I went up to the teacher to show her this cool book. She took one look at the author photo on the back flap and said, “Um. Handsome!”
Somehow I think I failed to convey to her my enthusiasm about undersea warships.
I hope you eventually found your handsome prince, Miss Pederson!
Many years ago, I got the job where I live now through a correspondence over the infant internet with a friend who noticed a job posting in the local paper.
She was also doing a presentation to her women’s group on technology and part of this was a demonstration of non-video chat. She was on the East Coast and I was on the West Coast. After we finished with the chat, she projected my picture to show the women who she was chatting with. They asked if I was married. She told them, yes and she still got questions until she told them, “He’s not Jewish.”
knutdl 7 months ago
Send in the helicopter.
mccollunsky 7 months ago
Teacher is looking for a pilot bf.
oldthang 7 months ago
Sally’s right this time—it’s gonna be a surprise!
Picccaaaaso 7 months ago
But the helicopter gets no credit :(
ekke 7 months ago
I still remember second grade, when I was all agog about a book on submarines. (It was the ’50s.) I went up to the teacher to show her this cool book. She took one look at the author photo on the back flap and said, “Um. Handsome!”
Somehow I think I failed to convey to her my enthusiasm about undersea warships.
I hope you eventually found your handsome prince, Miss Pederson!
jr1234 7 months ago
gantech 7 months ago
…but he does have a big nose, ma’am…
jagedlo 7 months ago
His own words…and the kids will be able to understand him?
6foot6 7 months ago
I mean, who didn’t love Woodstock. :D
dflak 7 months ago
Many years ago, I got the job where I live now through a correspondence over the infant internet with a friend who noticed a job posting in the local paper.
She was also doing a presentation to her women’s group on technology and part of this was a demonstration of non-video chat. She was on the East Coast and I was on the West Coast. After we finished with the chat, she projected my picture to show the women who she was chatting with. They asked if I was married. She told them, yes and she still got questions until she told them, “He’s not Jewish.”
Ellis97 7 months ago
And he’s way outside your species.
A.Ficionada 7 months ago
He’s also not human
preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago
Not only is he not married, but he’s not your species, either. Of course, how many flying beagles do you see, these days?
SusieB 7 months ago
Teacher will be dissapointed
uniquename 7 months ago
He’s a bit of a bird brain, though.
Decepticomic 7 months ago
Which is the least of the problems with that prospect.
mindjob 7 months ago
Snoopy will make a grand entrance in top hat and tails….
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 7 months ago
this is about to go very badly for sally and her sweet babboo
moni226 7 months ago
I hope the pilot flew to the school in that helicopter. :)
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 7 months ago
Woodstock gives speeches cheep
WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago
I don’t think so, Mrs. Crabtree…
sobrown51 7 months ago
Pilots know all the right buttons and switches …..
Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago
Woodstock is shy and modest. You won’t hear a peep out of him.
bwswolf 7 months ago
Watch out Woodstock …… You might get caged …….. :)
dbrucepm 7 months ago
how can Woodstock be a brave pilot and still be yellow?
tinstar 7 months ago
This is going to go to the dogs, really quickly.