Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 07, 2024

Send in the helicopter.

Teacher is looking for a pilot bf.

Sally’s right this time—it’s gonna be a surprise!

But the helicopter gets no credit :(

I still remember second grade, when I was all agog about a book on submarines. (It was the ’50s.) I went up to the teacher to show her this cool book. She took one look at the author photo on the back flap and said, “Um. Handsome!”

Somehow I think I failed to convey to her my enthusiasm about undersea warships.

I hope you eventually found your handsome prince, Miss Pederson!

…but he does have a big nose, ma’am…

His own words…and the kids will be able to understand him?

I mean, who didn’t love Woodstock. :D

Many years ago, I got the job where I live now through a correspondence over the infant internet with a friend who noticed a job posting in the local paper.

She was also doing a presentation to her women’s group on technology and part of this was a demonstration of non-video chat. She was on the East Coast and I was on the West Coast. After we finished with the chat, she projected my picture to show the women who she was chatting with. They asked if I was married. She told them, yes and she still got questions until she told them, “He’s not Jewish.”

And he’s way outside your species.

He’s also not human

Not only is he not married, but he’s not your species, either. Of course, how many flying beagles do you see, these days?

Teacher will be dissapointed

He’s a bit of a bird brain, though.

Which is the least of the problems with that prospect.

Snoopy will make a grand entrance in top hat and tails….

this is about to go very badly for sally and her sweet babboo

I hope the pilot flew to the school in that helicopter. :)

Woodstock gives speeches cheep

I don’t think so, Mrs. Crabtree…

Pilots know all the right buttons and switches …..

Woodstock is shy and modest. You won’t hear a peep out of him.

Watch out Woodstock …… You might get caged …….. :)

how can Woodstock be a brave pilot and still be yellow?

This is going to go to the dogs, really quickly.