Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 09, 2003

Transcript:

"Depression Counseling." "For your assignment tonight, people, I asked each of you to write an anonymous, inspirational message and put it in this hat." "What I'd like to do now is read some of those messages to the class..." "'Open the key to your heart and let your spirit soar among the butterflies.'" "CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP." "'Set your sights on the rainbow and leap into the clouds.'" "CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP." "Life is a journey...Savor each and every step." "CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP." "'Smile as big as the sun and watch those frowns melt away.'" "CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP." "Be happy...You're one day closer to death. Ohhhh, sweet, sweet death." "Hey, for all you know I wrote that @#*% about butterflies."