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Pig: Hey, Neighbor Bob. I just wanted to let you know that my l'il Guard Duck is starting a neighborhood watch program. He wants to keep an eye on the community. Neighbor Bob: That's great. But how intrusive is he gonna be? That's fairly intrusive.
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
Ok, I better move to Sacramento.
marshalljpeters Premium Member over 11 years ago
Now don’t you feel safer knowing Guard Duck is watching out for you?
el8 over 11 years ago
He took a duck in the face at point blank range.
margueritem over 11 years ago
I’d say so, Neighbor Bob.
alviebird over 11 years ago
Uh, oh. Duck!
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 11 years ago
You can sleep well tonight; your National Guard Duck is awake.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Li’l, L’il, or Lil’? The whole World awaits a definitive explication, Cartoon-Boy!If I were Neighbor Bob, I’d be careful about being too whiny with LGD on my case (and on my chest)!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
LGD plays it close to the vest….
It just doesn’t happen to be his vest.
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
Reminds me of a poem I found in a 70s anthology called “Paranoia”. At one point it says, “Someone has been opening your mail, and the worst of it is, their hands are coming out of your shirtsleeves.” The anthology was called Voices. There were famous poems mixed with less-known ones and great black and white photographs. I wish I had kept them. I’ve googled the poem without success.
knight1192a over 11 years ago
With Guard Duck running the neighborhood watch you can either feel very safe or very much in danger. Neighbor Bob’s one of the folks Guard Duck has had issues with in the past over the paint job of his house, right? He should probably feel very threatened. After all, Guard Duck will shot first and ask for an air strike on his house later. And knowing Guard Duck, it won’t be a surgical air strike. I’ll be like Rolling Thunder.
eddie6192 over 11 years ago
Too close for comfort.
Aficionado over 11 years ago
It’s nice to see LGD again! He is one of my favorites,
dingoboy over 11 years ago
Rats neighborhood watch program would be selling fake rolex’s
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
Be thankful he’s only WATCHING you. At least so far.
jmartin1955 over 11 years ago
Very, very funny. Is that a guard duck in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
Why so upset, Bob? Got something to hide?
mkahn over 11 years ago
Fortunately for neighbor Bob, LGD wasn’t carrying his bazooka…
Vonne Anton over 11 years ago
The Patriot Act rears its ugly head again…
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
At least it ain’t girl cooties . . . . . ☻
corzak over 11 years ago
That’s right neighbor Bob. You’d best keep any ‘suspicious activity’ to a minimum, or Li’l Guard Duck will upgrade his surveillance of you from Fairly Intrusive to Extremely Intrusive.
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
I think Lil’ Guard Duck is definitely mallardjusted.
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Guard duck is a good republican.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
What’s next? LGD-brand drones?
Number Three over 11 years ago
Haha!
xxx
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
how’d you like a grenade down your shorts
bobthewoodsman over 11 years ago
I’ ’ve always liked the pig best.
Soroxas over 11 years ago
Okaaaaay, that’s really creepy…
robertgwerner over 11 years ago
Almighty Almighty, this is Sideshow: Apocalypse Now!
Arc Light, Arc Light!
fixer1967 over 11 years ago
Does Guard Duck work for the TSA or DHS?
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
My god, that’s funny!
Ambydextrous over 11 years ago
What? Don’t ducks also have cooties?
alantain over 1 year ago
Could be worse. He could have been in your pants.