Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 01, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: What are you up to, Goat? Goat: I have to run home and write a paper on a foreign dictator for his college class I'm taking. But I can't decide who to write about. Pig: Hmm. Goat: What's the matter with you? Rat: He had his wisdom teeth taken out and they gave him some painkiller, so he's talking a little slow. Pig: Sad. Goat: Aw, don't be sad, Pig. I've had my wisdom teeth taken out. The pain goes away. Pig: Damn. Goat: Well, it's no reason to swear. That's not like you. Pig: Who? Goat: You, Pig, you. Gosh, it sounds like those drugs are making you a little insane. Pig: Sane. Goat: Well, you don't sound like it to me. You sound- Great idea, Pig. Thanks. Pig: You're. Rat: What the @*&# just happened? Pig: Wel come.
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Fun.:Knee.:Gag.:Steph.:Fan.
legaleagle48 about 11 years ago
Clever — the invisible pun. Nice one, Stephan!
dataweaver about 11 years ago
Well, Pig is slow; but usually Rat is faster than that.
Inkwell Files about 11 years ago
I think those drugs actually made him a little smarter.
Bilan about 11 years ago
For once, Rat was the one without a clue, not Pig.
punmeister about 11 years ago
How about Barbie playing the violin? A Doll Fiddler.
hariseldon59 about 11 years ago
Classic
punmeister about 11 years ago
The small cel where Goat is alone is where Goat realizes what Pig actually said.
Rj_tapled about 11 years ago
This one I saw coming immediately. It’s getting harder to fool us. Still the best strip.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
‘Tis a pity Pig doesn’t realize just how funny he is! Maybe he ought to have his wisdom teeth pulled more often.Also, one must acknowledge the dogged ingenuity of Cartoon-Boy’s wordplay….
Zebrails about 11 years ago
Sister’s one word telegram from the auction win to two slow brothers to pick up the big cow: “Comfortable”Come For Ta Bull :P
marshalljpeters Premium Member about 11 years ago
Pulling Pig’s wisdom teeth seem to have given him more wisdom. I’ve never seen him give Goat a good idea before.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
A. Sad…. Serious. Story…
Kingoswald Premium Member about 11 years ago
How about the Italian one mending Mr. Marvin’s jeans? Must sew Lee knee. Sorry.
corzak about 11 years ago
Pig needs to get to the point. Stop stalin.
boogshine about 11 years ago
Puh Lease. Brut Al Itty.
joeshmo30 about 11 years ago
yeah XD
erider about 11 years ago
you never cease to make me laugh!
Phatts about 11 years ago
oh stop it
thesomogyis about 11 years ago
OMG, I love you.
vwdualnomand about 11 years ago
dictators…hitler, stalin, nicolai, kim, mugabe, suharto, sukarno, pinochet, castro, franco, mobuto, assad, nasser, zia, pol pot, marcos, gaddafi, ben ali, peron, galtieri, etc,,,
Teo128 about 11 years ago
SadDamn whosane, got it
celeconecca about 11 years ago
got it by “dam n” Clever
alwayslate17 about 11 years ago
It’s called a PUN, Bbartj305. Don’t criticize what you don’t know.Great strip today!
Reality Chex Premium Member about 11 years ago
Once again, Pastis delivers the best laughs on Sunday morning.
Kathy Freeman about 11 years ago
bwah
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Perkycat about 11 years ago
Love this one!
catfishwithwhiskers about 11 years ago
Brilliant
codedaddy about 11 years ago
An opinion survey about marijuana = a Pol Pot
rgcviper about 11 years ago
This one was clever.
Enoki about 11 years ago
Somebody take Stephan’s pens away! Please!
Gretchen's Mom about 11 years ago
He shoots!He scores!Good one today, Steph. Very funny! Just HAD to put this one on my Pinterest board.[And no, I didn’t mean for it to rhyme. It just happened that way.] :-)
dode222 about 11 years ago
This is a great strip, a invisible joke. Nice, stephan!
Gracey James Premium Member about 11 years ago
Today’s strip was definitely a home run!
Number Three about 11 years ago
Who knows, Rat? Who knows?
LOL… Pig is so sweet.
xxx
atwich about 11 years ago
one of the best strips i’ve seen great
patsysutcliffe Premium Member about 11 years ago
most of you are probably too young to remember Idi Aman, but he was a very bad egg.
patsysutcliffe Premium Member about 11 years ago
spelled it wrong, I’m sure. Idi Amin, maybe. too lazy to look it up. Anyway, the country was Uganda.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
I think mine was too subtle.LOL
pam Miner about 11 years ago
I liked it I also like Barack who’s sane Obama.
punmeister about 11 years ago
Uganda check my spelling too? Idi Amin was Amin Gorme.
legaleagle48 about 11 years ago
I think you missed the ironic tone of the original post, JPuzzleWhiz. That’s the problem with the written word — sarcasm and irony don’t always come across the way they do in the spoken language!
spidergirl01 about 11 years ago
Mmm…..good one.
richbenj about 11 years ago
OMG, I really need help! I actually saw that one coming! I’m morphing into Pastis! There’s no help for me! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
barister about 11 years ago
Stupidashell.
mari1313 about 11 years ago
idk what pig’s sayng.
knight1192a about 11 years ago
Best pun strip yet.
TTL about 11 years ago
someone pull the cartoonist teeth, that would put a stop to the leg pulling!
WolfJava about 11 years ago
Took me a bit to figure it out, but i finally got the joke. Dang is he good as these separation jokes.
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
huh?????
ibbysaeed123 almost 3 years ago
saddam husane