Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 25, 2013
Transcript:
Saul: Good news, Morty. I think our days of looking out for polar bears are over. I got our names included in an adoption catalog. Morty: What's that? Saul: It's this publication read in first world countries by those looking to adopt the underprivileged. And I hear there's already some interest in us. Morty: Really? By whom? Larry: Geev me ten giant Oreos.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 11 years ago
They will be safe there.
RuinQueenofOblivion about 11 years ago
Of course they’re used to dealing with the Polar Bear, who is smarter than the Crocs…
Well, except for the fact that he doesn’t realize he’s living at the wrong pole.
einarbt about 11 years ago
I like where this is going.
margueritem about 11 years ago
SNERK!!!
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Bad move, Larry; you never have any luck with black & whites.
legaleagle48 about 11 years ago
Well, y’all wanted more crocs — y’all got more crocs!
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Morty, Saul, and Larry! Remind you of any classics?
bordsenius about 11 years ago
Larry will finally manage to eat someone? I doubt it!
juicebruce about 11 years ago
There here.
PUNishment about 11 years ago
Pick up only Larry; no delivery. Just need to make it past the killer dolphins.
RACerri32 about 11 years ago
YAY Larry can provide! Is that a croc wok? (ducking)
PICTO about 11 years ago
Penguin flavored Oreos are my favorite.
Tom Falco about 11 years ago
Friday night take-out.
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
It’s a gonna be a fine repast!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
Are PB4S fans ready for Penguin Penguin Eata?!?
Red Sox in 5 or 6!!
Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago
Oreos…….that is funny.
michaelyukyuk about 11 years ago
Coming soon: The great crocagator vs polar bear holocaust. Stephan, how about, in the next story arc, bi-polar bears?
jessegooddoggy about 11 years ago
PLEASE let this be the return of the crocs!!! PLEASE!! It’s been nearly 3 months.
GypsyWoman about 11 years ago
Larry is the reason why the local KFC in his town is operating at a profit ..
155088 about 11 years ago
Thank you! Keep the Crocs coming….
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
@Veteran—I think the Red Sox are a bit of both! Speaking of baseball, does anyone out there think she or he will live long enough to see the Chicago Cubs in the World Series?
Ermine Notyours about 11 years ago
Pretty soon the penguins will know the answer to the riddle, “What’s black and white and red all over?”
Number Three about 11 years ago
Love it!
xxx
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Here’s a penguin joke I think y’all will like::A penguin brings his car into a service station because there’s something wrong with the engine. The mechanic tells him it’ll take some time, and suggests he wait at the local diner. The penguin goes there and orders a big dish of vanilla ice cream; not knowing how to use a spoon, he uses his flippers to eat it, and gets a lot of it all over himself in the process. Later, he goes back to the service station, and the mechanic tells him, “It looks like you blew a seal,” to which the penguin replies, “No, no, it’s just ice cream!”
porkerroy about 11 years ago
.Jeez, SherlockGrossly funny!
lwc30326 about 11 years ago
Nice one @blunebottle !
Work on yours @Earl Crokydile.
Have you heard this one?
There are two penguins hanging out on an iceburg.One penguin says to the other, “I see you’re wearing a tuxedo”.And the other penguin replies, "what makes you think I’m not?
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060729180241AAWZxU3
hariseldon59 about 11 years ago
Penguins and zeebas are both black and white.
ziglego about 11 years ago
your problems have just begun, young one.
Darth Revan II almost 4 years ago
“Giant Oreos?”