Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 14, 2014
Transcript:
Goat: Have you seen all the contractors dumping their debris in that empty lot downtown? I found an old ladder lying there today. Pig: What are you gonna do? Goat: I wrote two letters to the city council. One about the trash I found there last week, and one about what I found there today... Bring it to me and I'll read it to you. Pig: Which one should I bring you? Goat: The latter ladder litter letter. Pig: Make it stop.
Bilan almost 11 years ago
Later, Gator!
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
I agree with Pig. Make it stop, Pastis… or Rat will have to pulverize you.
Destiny23 almost 11 years ago
At least Pig is polite about it! Rat would be using rather stronger language, and weapons…
knight1192a almost 11 years ago
Whenever Pig, the principle pun culprit of the strip, says that things are getting to puny you know i’s time for Pastis to lay of the puns for a bit.
finale almost 11 years ago
At least he didn’t put it in the Larder.
Dave Thorby almost 11 years ago
That’s not a pun, that’s a-litter-ration.
Bargrove almost 11 years ago
Drat it!
hariseldon59 almost 11 years ago
Now even Pig’s complaining about the puns.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Wordplay is the most sincere form of frittery.
ArchdukeofFreeville almost 11 years ago
Pastis, the Luddite leader in latter ladder litter letter literature
juicebruce almost 11 years ago
Say that 10 times as fast as you can ! :)
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Oh no!The alliteration illustration illusionist. .
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Goat must feel so cheap, having sold himself to Cartoon-Boy as a co-conspirator in this language assault! You tell Pastis, Pig! Today you speak for most if not all of us!
John Falstaff almost 11 years ago
Pastiso delenda est.
Gumbo_Limbo almost 11 years ago
I liked it.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
Trash!
SkyFisher almost 11 years ago
Well, if no one complains about it, then the pun wasn’t lousy enough.(Except Dave4B is correct; it’s alliteration not a pun.)
me almost 11 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjquGpmgwOo
Cheapskate0 almost 11 years ago
I don’t know what everybody is complaining about. These are some of Pastis’ best strips!
steverinoCT almost 11 years ago
You can always see it coming: “There’s the windup… and he-e-eres the pitch!”
Digital Frog almost 11 years ago
At least there’s nothing valuable there or it would attract looters.
NoCents almost 11 years ago
Reminds me of that very old joke about the martian of short stature that comes to earth and the first thing he sees is a very tall beautiful woman. His response is “take me to your ladder I can see your leader later”.
pekenpug almost 11 years ago
Finally a pun again! Was afraid Mr P had gone back on his medication.
ickymudd almost 11 years ago
One more reason that i like this toon. Thanks,Stephen. :)
Linda Pearson almost 11 years ago
Oh no Pig, don’t let him stop. Laughter in the morning makes the best day ever.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick!
RACerri32 almost 11 years ago
Smelled it in the first panel, saw it coming in the second, but like an impending train wreck, I couldn’t turn away, GGRROOAANN!!! ( a groan a day keeps, well you know )
crazydave65 almost 11 years ago
reminds me of the old joke from a loooong time ago: the alien spacecraft lands and a tiny little man gets out and bumps into raquel welch. looking up, he immediately says: take me to your ladder, i’ll see your leader later.
well, it seemed funny at the time . . ..
OldestandWisest almost 11 years ago
Why should Pig know where Goat’s letters are?
jud03005 almost 11 years ago
While we knew a pun was coming, at least we didn’t what it was – this time!
Peam Premium Member almost 11 years ago
One for the Mormons? Ladder Day Puns.
Les Gray almost 11 years ago
A pun, lowest form of humor. Cartoon-boy, lowest—-you fill in blank
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
Let Latter Ladder Litter Letters Lie!
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
Has Stephan been reading “Fox in Socks”?
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
BTW, has anyone else here had trouble connecting to GoComics lately?
Chris Sherlock almost 11 years ago
Stephan has obviously climbed the ladder to success.
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Excellent!
xxx
celeconecca almost 11 years ago
please, aiee, no!
route66paul almost 11 years ago
I’ll use the lighter later.
codedaddy almost 11 years ago
Please please Please google “pun”.
pugsandpickles over 10 years ago
WHAT? Now pig is saying it?!?!?!?
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
Now every one of the main 3 pearls characters (technically, there’s 5, but I don’t count Zebra and the Crocs) has ripped on Pastis.
Caerin Premium Member about 4 years ago
Smacks to Steph and Dave.