Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 18, 2014
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November 19, 2014
Transcript:
Rat Visits a Psychologist
Rat: Help me, Doc. I'm being followed by throngs of faceless people.
Psychologist: Perhaps they are a manifestation of deep-rooted anxiety. Perhaps of a sexual nature.
Rat: You made them giggle.
Pshrink: What does this inkblot look like?Patient: A naked woman.Pshrink: And this one?Patient: A couple making love.Pshrink: This one?Patient: A [banana and a doughnut]Pshrink: I think you have a preoccupation with sex.Patient: I have a preoccupation? Who’s been showing me all these dirty pictures?!
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Hee Hee.
AlnicoV almost 10 years ago
Anything to do with Rat and sex is best left unmentioned, forever.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
and when they giggle, they increase by one
Bilan almost 10 years ago
Faceless people don’t giggle!They’re mimes!
ehtaniguchi almost 10 years ago
This reminds me of my old Twitter account.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Yeah. The thought of Rat+sex makes me giggle, too. Count me as one of the faceless followers….
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
Perhaps they represent all the faceless people that Rat pissed off.
steverinoCT almost 10 years ago
Pshrink: What does this inkblot look like?Patient: A naked woman.Pshrink: And this one?Patient: A couple making love.Pshrink: This one?Patient: A [banana and a doughnut]Pshrink: I think you have a preoccupation with sex.Patient: I have a preoccupation? Who’s been showing me all these dirty pictures?!
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
How would they react if they were introduced to Ben Dover or Seymour Hiney?
RACerri32 almost 10 years ago
He may have made the faceless ones giggle, but he made me LOL!
Malcolm Hall almost 10 years ago
Are psychologists allowed to have loungers in their office? I thought that was a psychiatrist gag.
unca jim almost 10 years ago
@Justjoking; “macadamia”The study of a brand of Apple Computers, as I understand it… Oh, wait..don’t hit the subm
KEA almost 10 years ago
Reminds me of the “pixies” that irritate Mrs. Bullock after a hard night out. What Rat needs is some of Godfrey’s “Pixie Remover”
Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Rat needs a girlfriend (or two)
Number Three almost 10 years ago
They’re not the only ones who are giggling… No, I’m not either… I meant other readers.
(Hee Hee)
xxx
mintmusic almost 10 years ago
thats cute
NErDysprosium over 5 years ago
Theres 6 in panels 1 and 3, and 7 in panel 2.
Rat (Pearls Before Swine) over 1 year ago
I have to get these “faceless people” out of my head right now