Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 24, 2015

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    aardvarkseyes  almost 10 years ago

    People will believe anything if it is said with enough authority. Or, if it involves eating ice cream…

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 10 years ago

    But what’s Pig’s stance on chocolate sprinkles?

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 10 years ago

    What’s an alternative, Pig, if you’re lactose intolerant: frozen yogurt? (Not that I’m L.I.)

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    AlnicoV   almost 10 years ago

    Telling people what they want to hear also works on cable news networks.

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    blunebottle  almost 10 years ago

    Hey, I think Pig’s onto something……

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    cdgar  almost 10 years ago

    I’ve been doing that for years – I’m still directionless.

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    juicebruce  almost 10 years ago

    Before the ice cream one should eat 6 or 8 bacon cheeseburger sliders…..and frys……let’s go all the way !

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Pig, took lessons from that douchebag, Armando, guy on “Undercover Boss” weeks ago

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 10 years ago

    For the lactose intolerant, probably sorbet or something like it.

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    dsom8  almost 10 years ago

    Also, the solution for when you see your retirement fund running out before you are.

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    oldnavy  almost 10 years ago

    Sounds like Pig works for the Veterans Administration (the VA).

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    Retired Dude  almost 10 years ago

    Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla and Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup.

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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    Peddling soft solutions to a gullible audience is a time-dishonored enterprise. Snake oil, elixirs, ice cream…all the same. Hucksters such as Pig has become thankfully rarely succeed for very long before being exposed and falling from public favor….Take it to heart, Pig. This will not last.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    gallon of milk, two or three bags of chocolate chip cookies, a raspberry chocolate cheesecake, AND a couple gallons of ice cream always bring on the coma and truly makes ME unmotivated!!!! bless you pig for your unmotivating gift!!-the only thing better would be 24/7 cable watching while eating all of the above

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    Radical_Knight  almost 10 years ago

    Pastis has been watching the TRINITY NETWORK again.

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    sperry532  almost 10 years ago

    Oh, WHERE do I sign up???

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    Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Will cheese puffs be an acceptable substitute, oh great Guru?

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    Number Three  almost 10 years ago

    I wish I was in that audience!

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    nailer Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Finally a cult I can join!Hallelujah!

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    Sheila Hardie  almost 10 years ago

    SIgn me up!

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    Arianne  almost 10 years ago

    Audrey to an injured Cary in “Charade” – You won’t be able to lie on your back for a while, but then, you can lie from any position, can’t you.

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    laisla1315  almost 10 years ago

    Pig has finally found his calling!

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    Arianne  almost 10 years ago

    Don’t forget the Golden Rule – Scoop unto others as you would have them scoop unto you. I just hope this doesn’t lead to denominational flavor wars.

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    abbybookcase  almost 10 years ago

    hallelujah!!!! a religion with no wars. let’s all eat . no arguments over what flavor please.

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    claire de la lune.  almost 10 years ago

    I’m eating ice cream while reading this. Coincidence!

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    CesarSantos  over 3 years ago

    Bad advice but feels so good…

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    robertiris  over 2 years ago

    And thus the great schism between the church of cheese and that of ice cream began.

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