Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 09, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: Did you know that four babies are born every second? Goat: Where'd you read that? Rat: Boom. Out pop four more. Goat: Ah. I see what you're doing. So I'm gonna take a couple minutes to use the restroom and when I come back, maybe you'll be done. Rat: And there'll be 480 new babies. Pig: Will they be commuting on my freeway?
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
Yes, Pig, and they’ll all be texting because they’re babies; they don’t know any better.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Find that woman and stop her while there’s still time!
Kamino Neko almost 9 years ago
4 babies born, 8 people die.
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
I remember going to the Boston Science Museum back in the late ’80s. At the time they had a clock that was supposed to count the world census, complete with births and deaths at any given second. The birth rate ran twice as fast as the death rate as I recall.
Alexander the Good Enough almost 9 years ago
It’s true. The world’s population increases by approximately 220,000/day. That’s net increase after deaths. It puts the death tolls from the earthquake in Haiti and the Indian Ocean tsunami, at over 200,000 each, into a very different, albeit just as disastrous, perspective. And so much for the utterly prosaic “miracle” of birth.
Bilan almost 9 years ago
♬And when I die and when I’m dead, dead and goneThere’ll be one child born In our world to carry on, to carry on, yeah yeah♬
PICTO almost 9 years ago
Why are births and deaths the only population increases and decreases people are accounting for? What about intergalactic migration?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Population increase by procreation is a third world problem. Industrialized, Democratized, Capitalized nations seem to have a population that diminishes over time. The only increase they see is from immigration from less civilized areas.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Rat is a typical alarmist. And Pig is a typical sheep, so to speak. I wouldn’t get all worked up about it, Rat….
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
As they say in the “WWE” the numbers game………..
mammamoonbeam almost 9 years ago
Goat “Ah. I see what you’re doing.” I don’t. Guess Goat is smarter than I.
dadoctah almost 9 years ago
Every time someone tells me that life is precious, I have to wonder why it’s so easy to make more of it.
sarah413 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Just what the world needs, more Jeff the Cyclist.
chris_o42 almost 9 years ago
Pig’s expressions are the best!
ursamaj almost 9 years ago
Replying to Sandfan’s comment:Good. I see we’re not about to run out of small electronic gadgets any time soon. Best Buy must be breathing a sigh of relief.
angelfiredragon almost 9 years ago
Where I live out west, population has plenty of room to grow…in fact I can drive for hours and never even see another house….then if I go back east, I can drive for hours and hours and never even see open land…guess we know which part of the country needs to fix their lack of open land problem.
corzak almost 9 years ago
Human birth rates are slowly slowing down. Even in India and China. Only exception is Sub-Saharan Africa, and hopefully, with modern medicine and education, will slow there also.The real problem is that no one wants to pass on anymore. Everyone wants to live forever.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
This world is far too overpopulated.
There has to be a limit somewhere.
xxx
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
which means that the number of suckers born per minute has grown exponentially since barnum. finally, an explanation for trump
OldestandWisest almost 9 years ago
Reminds me of on “Mary Hartman! Mary Hartman!” when Mary was becoming a feminist and she told her Mother that “A woman is assaulted every ten seconds!” To which Mom replied "Oh, that poor thing!
wiatr almost 9 years ago
Someone stop that woman!