Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 18, 2015

Indeed; the plastic tubes on those flashlights can hurt!

The movie will still be here tomorrow. So will the fanboys.

ambidextrous Jedi. Why did he switch the lightsaber from the left hand to the right?A little continuity, please!

Move to Australia. I saw it yesterday.

No otaku wants a skeptic, Rat.

The most anticipated merchandising event, I mean….MOVIE, of our time.

I’ll wait for the DVD.

Rat got whacked ! Yes !…..Yes !……..Yes !

Yoda’s gone. Watch it I won’t.

Serves you right, Rat. The Force is with the just, and that’s just not you!

All I can say is, different strokes for different folks….

May THE Force be with us…whereas the FARCE is always with Steph!

At least Apple fanboys don’t beat you up when they wait on line for days.

I’ll wait a week or so and go to the new VIP theater with recliners to see it in 3D.

I agree with Rat

I thought for sure they’d wait to release this movie until the day after May 3

The hype about Star Wars is ridiculous.

It’s bound to come to Netflix streaming in a few years. Or I can probably rent it on Amazon Prime in a year or so.

If it’s all the same, I’d prefer to wait for the next Trailer Park Boys movie instead. Something tells me the people waiting in line would be a little mellower…or unconscious.

rat never ever expose 1. the self delusions of people thinking that being ‘the first’ or at least ‘one of the first’ is more important than anything else in the world or 2. the gullibility of those who believe the media commercialism of our (USA) culture or 3. the extreme need of escapism from the realities of life for many today – as you discovered it can cause a severe reaction!

…and tomorrow, Rat will be going to the theater and announcing spoilers to everybody in line – “if you didn’t want spoilers, you should have been here yesterday”

what a loser….real fans see it at early Thursday screenings

I watched it Wednesday, at the Swedish premiere. The movie theater had hired a live band to play the music from the movies and everything. Very classy.

One of my cousins is a huge fan of Star Trek. I’ve only seen one episode as I’m not much of a Sci-Fi fan.

xxx

I’d wager it’ll still be here for Valentine’s Day

Frankly, I agree with Rat. Especially since the nearest theater that has it seems to be about 60 miles away.

Bandwagon nerds ruin everything

The current events in Star Wars are boring. I miss the good old days of the old republic and the sith empire.

Can’t we all just pretend the sequel trilogy never happened?