Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 09, 2017

Couldn’t Pig found another way to improve himself? Like, taking long runs by himself.

That’s today’s secret word, kids! For the rest of the day, whenever anyone says “plethora,” scream real loud!

Back in the late ’70s I drove a Toyota Plethora. Eventually traded it in for a used Plymouth Miasma.

Shades of a scene from the movie: “The Three Amigos”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWld721Wk-Q

that proves pig is actually smarter than the orangutan-in-chief

Pig teach your new word to Larry Croc…….love to hear that Croc accent :-)

I must give Pig credit for working to improve his vocabulary. That’s very admirable.

A plethora of praise, precious porker!

I know a guy just like this.

I’m guessing you’re going to get a plethora of comments.

No political comments so far – I am amazed. Maybe too easy.

Might need to re-read that definition.

Might want to work on the “doesn’t seem forced” part of the sentence, Pig.

Is a plethora of people similar to a gaggle of geese?

@JohnDay: Or a slime of lawyers (politicians)?

of?

“Plethora” – Look it up. Use it. Wear it out.

“Do you like my new pants? They’re made from Plethor.”

Is there a fancy new word to describe Rat?

xxx

OK, try to use the word, “defenestration”, without sounding forced.

I try to incorporate a different Swahili phrase every day, as in “What has the machungwa ya haja kubwa tweeted today?”

Hmm let me guess is the word people?

pringle