Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 02, 2017

Of course the dolphin thinks Stephan’s puns are funny; the dolphin is drunk.

PBS is supposed to be funny?

There’s only one thing wrong with “Pearls Before Swine”: Crocs.

OLD joke! “Mad” Magazine did this eons ago!

Well, at least that hand grenade ensures we won’t have to worry about any of those ten “wrong” things much longer.

Wow Stephen couldn’t even come up with a bad pun.

Fun and games! You’re too generous!

Only ten things? Oh, so just the short list.

Q: “There is three things wrong with this sentance.” Find them.

A: “1) ‘is’ should be ‘are’. 2) ‘sentence’ is misspelled. 3) There are only two things wrong with the sentence.”

That whale must have read the caption….

now he has mallets aforethought.

Stephen is just calling it in nowadays.

This should also coincide with Daddy’s Home. LOL.

Looks perfect me to. Just a natural day at Pearls.

Woot! Got ’em all!

Lemming leaping is not yet an official Olympic sport.

What is right about the picture?

Looks OK to me.

For those of you not accustomed to reading upside down: ANSWERS: 1) It’s not funny; 2) It’s poorly drawn; 3) You spent part of your day doing it; 4) The dolphin thinks Stephan’s pun strips are funny; 5) Stephan gets paid for doing this; 6 – 10) Other things.

begs to ask the bigger question…what’s wrong with us Pearls fans for trying to find 10 things?

Two Goats (you cannot have two characters in the same frame. If you go to Disney, you ask how many Mickey Mouses are there in a park, they always say, “There’s only ONE Mickey.”)

[For the C&C fans] Today’s guest artist is Rotifer Thalweg

Nobody has pushed the baby down to turn the toaster on!

That hand grenade is a bit of a downer, too, come to think of it.

BLAMM!

#weirdestpicEVER

The croc has a peace symbol

The word “pun” is spelled dnu.

Here’s one thing wrong with this picture: I thought the Orca whale was dead! Then again, he must’ve undied…

Did rat write the answers? Cause it seems like the kind of thing he’d say

It syas: “1) It’s not funny; 2) It’s poorly drawn; 3) You spent part of your day doint it; 4) The dolphin thinks Stephan’s pun strips are funny; 5) Stephan gets paid for doing this; 6 – 10) Other things.” Those are the answers, in case you wanted to know

Watch out for my hand grenade