Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 07, 2017

I’m pretty sure Rat has had Goat put on the no-fly list.

“I see a plate a cup of tea, a table, a smartmouthed rat…”

I see that diner needs to set out some rat poison.

How can he, when he keeps acting the Goat?

If Rat ever becomes a doctor, don’t ask for a second opinion!

Goat may be the intellectual, but he falls for the Rat Bait every time. Rat 1, Goat 0.

I’m with Rat on this one. “If you see something, say something.” Could you BE any vaguer? “Hello, Homeland Security? I see a fence post. (pause) ‘Have a nice day.’”

I see no-think,I say no-think.

I guess if you want to rest your voice for a while, you need to close your eyes.

That slogan is right up there with the all-time ineffectual greats like, “Just say no” and “Whip Inflation Now.” DHS ought to do a tie-in with their color-coded alert system, while they’re at it.

I see that you should be dead, Rat.

(Come on. We’ll all thinking it)

xxx

I see the computer screen, so, “Something.”

Well. as long as I don’t have to say what I see, (“O say. can you see?”), I’ll say what I please!

Rat is two for two in plain-speaking the truth, Goat. Take the hint….

If you can’t see anything nice, don’t see it at all.