Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 24, 2018

For God’s sakes, Pig, don’t say anything about the players.

if baseball, Pig’d say the ball and bases are white, the bats are either silver (metal) or brown (wooden), the diamond is brown, the outfield is green… need I go on?

Well, Pig, color me somnolent!

Howard Cosell would be so proud!

Rat is right. It WILL be a long game. But that will have nothing to do with Pig’s announcing skills.

Already better than Bill Walton.

Just wait ’til he starts describing the players and the sponsor boycotts begin.

I find Pig’s commentary quite refreshing compared to some I’ve heard lately.

Pig must know how to nail job interviews?

Still better than Dick Vitale. I have to mute any game with him talking.

This isn’t working out, so they’ll make him the public address announcer: “The address of the stadium is 123 Pine Street. The address of the stadium is 123 Pine Street. The address of the stadium is…”

What’s color commentary?

Thought I finally saw a flat screen TV in a recent strip, but here is the ancient console. Must have been out to replace the cathode ray tube.

Wait, Goat said “Oh, he will be great”, about Pig? (Doing anything.) I thought Goat was supposed to be the smart one. Pig might make a pretty good BLT….

Oh, dearie me! I hope Pig doesn’t have a Munsell-system chart to follow! (Somewhat Inside joke….)

Orange you tired of this? Azure I am. It makes me blue. I am not red-y to go black to reading this over and over again. I am one of the purple who is red-y to yellow down at Stephan for being repetitive. Color me unimpressed.

How colorful!