Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 23, 2018

I can’t imagine why anyone would want to talk to Rat.

“Resistance is useless.”

If you didn’t want company, why are you drinking in a cafe where you pay 10x as much for the coffee?

RESIST… the strong temptation to punch Rat in the face!

Rat is in an very unusual good mood: “Thanks”? Who wote his sign?

So why is rat dressed like he’s at Woodstock?

I actually agree with Rat on this, especially when I have my earbuds in listening to my MP3 player

Maybe Rat is related to the Alfred E. Neumann character in “Peanuts” who tells everybody to shut up and leave him alone.

Seems like I’m the only one here who can RESIST making a comment.

Okay, time to go change your seat!

Rat is my spirit animal.

Rat’s the kind of protester I could support. (Although the shades, headband, and hippie-vest are a bit Over the Top.)

I want to be alone!

Now I’m just a little old pediatric oncologist, but does this ever get funny?

You’d think Goat would learn

Goat read a lot into that