Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  about 6 years ago

    Have to respect Rat’s self-awareness.

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    Kveldulf  about 6 years ago

    Only half?

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    finkd  about 6 years ago

    That could work. Of course, keeping all of his opinions to himself might make Rat’s head explode.

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    blunebottle  about 6 years ago

    How come Rat is making sense all of a sudden?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Best advice to give Trump aside from Tweet less!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago

    It’s a good plan. But he doesn’t say if he’ll be listening more, less, or about the same. That could skew the results.

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    sirmirom  about 6 years ago

    Talk less. Smile more.

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    Troglodyte  about 6 years ago

    Doesn’t help if he’s going to be absorbed in his smartphone instead!

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    chris_weaver  about 6 years ago

    Half the problems, but half the entertainment value!

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    GeifuKe  about 6 years ago

    .!?…..

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    GeifuKe  about 6 years ago

    Here is a suggestion, Rat. Talk less, eat more…Learn how to live. Really live. Be more like Pig.

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    GeifuKe  about 6 years ago

    Or, Rat, you could WRITE more…

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    F-Flash  about 6 years ago

    Less is more in Rat’s case.

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    Breadboard  about 6 years ago

    May the power of the Croc be with you ! Rat if you do that you will now be known as TAR………..Rat spelled backwards……

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    Willywise52 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Our ears won’t be.

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    mudleg  about 6 years ago

    “No human being can tame the tongue” (James 3:8) . . . but maybe Rat will have better luck.

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    Fontessa  about 6 years ago

    Listen twice as much—-Talk half as much.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    You already know that, Rat, won’t be able to do that

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    Kind&Kinder  about 6 years ago

    The problem with Rat , to reference an old saw, is that his tongue gets in the way of his eye teeth, and he can’t see what he’s saying!

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    Rat does have his philosophical moments. Fortunately for his legions of fans and/or detractors, they are only moments. He will soon recover and become his old self once again….

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    Blot  about 6 years ago

    Love this strip! but. Crocs are the FUNNIEST of the lot in my opinion.MORE CROCS!

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    Seeker149 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Rat should take that advice next time he’s back in the White House. Maybe expand it to Aaron Burr’s lines from Hamilton: “Talk less, smile more. Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for. You wanna get ahead? Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead.”

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    PBS1!  over 4 years ago

    Gasp DId Rat just… take responsibility for his actions?

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