Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 04, 2019

Bob, throw a pot of hot coffee in his face.

Rat, would you just make your order, please? Pig is hungry.

Bob, time to Skillet Rat.

No need to worry, Bob. Nobody’s going to get chaotic with the person that makes their pancakes.

I hope Rat isn’t planning to harpoon a side order of bacon!

Stay back! I have a spatula and I know how to use it. I’ll flip you like you’ve never been flipped before!

Where’s the Pied Piper when you need him?!?

There are some points about Rat that I simply can’t stand!

“The pikes must be together by the rising of the moon!”

The Spear-Rat of 2019

What? No Corny puns today?

Rat beware of the Croc in the corner ;-)

It would be pointless to use a spatula against a spear…

Don’t forget your order of bacon Rat.

Where do I sign-I want a spear.

We’re not all the way there, yet, Pastis. It’s a gradual decline. Might not be a bad idea to get a CCL, though.

I love how everyone thinks that the answer to “the world descending into chaos” is MORE chaos. That only ends when everyone is dead. So, please, everyone – get a gun, arm up – turn every damn little confrontation into a major one. Its kill or be killed – even if the only so-called “offense” is not getting hot sauce for your tacos: https://wreg.com/2019/01/02/lack-of-hot-sauce-leads-to-shooting-at-taco-bell/

We’re doomed as a society. Effin’ doomed.

Three spear carriers in search of an opera.

Will they be hunting a certain white whale?

And this is why Pearls is my favorite comic strip.

Pig might want to get his order to go.

I heard a podcast about how life will come apart if we completely loose our electrical power grid completely. My hubby and I decided that we’d end up being in the first wave of people to die…so make mine a short stack , bacon crispy please and yes I’d like a refill on coffee.

HOW ABOUT A NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION OF HAVING THE"CROCS" AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK!?

Never bring a spatula to a spear fight?

Make as many as you can and stuff them into a back pack!

Rat better be careful or the café will become a no spear zone and only the bat &^%$ Nuts people will have spears.

Fergodsssakes, don’t burn the pancakes!

When spatulas are outlawed, only outlaws will have spatulas…

Protect your rights, join the NSA today! (NOT the National Security Agency)

how do spears fit into open-carry laws?

Sign up now, Neighbor Bob-the-chef! Your Rat needs you! It’s the patriotic thing to do.

And you get to carry one of these fine S-19 fully-automatic spears!

Reminds me of the pirate restaurant in ONE PIECE. (Anime rocks!)

I’m surprised that pig isn’t having a side of bacon

I’ll join!

I prefer a cattle prod and ghost pepper spray.