Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 27, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    He has become comfortably numb.

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    GeifuKe  over 5 years ago

    Reach out, punch Rat, and then ask him if he felt that.

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    GeifuKe  over 5 years ago

    The Stepford Rats.

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    DennisinSeattle  over 5 years ago

    Never saw Rat so happy.

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    I’ve known lots of people that didn’t give a damn, but they didn’t seem happy.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Oh good. Now he won’t feel a thing when the pest control lets him have it.

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    ???

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    alaskajohn1  over 5 years ago

    You could say he doesn’t give a rat’s a##. He could also get blindly drunk; no, that wears off.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 5 years ago

    But he’s happy ! Rat doesn’t realize it, but he hasn’t lost all affect!

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    kaffekup   over 5 years ago

    Ready to be a republican Resident!

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    dadoctah  over 5 years ago

    My secret is out!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s true. No conscience and no empathy can make things much simpler.

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    jackhammer165  over 5 years ago

    The makings of a CEO!

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    May the power of the Croc be with you :-)

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    Barry1941  over 5 years ago

    Now that is funny.

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    Masterskrain  over 5 years ago

    A smiling Rat is TRULY scary…

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    ChristineMurphy  over 5 years ago

    A new life goal!

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    jel354  over 5 years ago

    Sums up my opinion of some individuals who seem to relish doing me wrong repeatedly.

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    aerotica69  over 5 years ago

    An inability to feel does come in handy during January, with all those ASPCA, WWF, St Judes and Shriners commercials playing non-stop.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    RAT has a point….if you have no feelings and or conscience, what’s there to care about? Jiminey Crickett has left the building

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    scpandich  over 5 years ago

    if he’s lost the ability to feel, wouldn’t that include the ability to feel happy?

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Gimme summa dat!

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    johndifool  over 5 years ago

    The other alternative would be to place the Happy Happy Joy Joy helmet on your head and dance the day away…

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    KennethJohnson  over 5 years ago

    Sociopathic is a definition of Trump?

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    Oxnate  over 5 years ago

    “This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.” – Horace Walpole

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    DebUSNRet  over 5 years ago

    I have a son like that, obviously I have nothing to do with him anymore. Well, he’s also part narcissist and psychopath. All I can do is pray for him.

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    axis II personality disorder makes things so much less complicated

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    Tallguy  over 5 years ago

    He’s on to something!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Just continue watching cat vids, Rat

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    Rat finally achieves Nirvana!

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Heavy drinking helps.

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    hangedman  over 5 years ago

    Happiness is having nice things. (Plato’s Symposium)

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    Nuke Road Warrior  over 5 years ago

    For the rest of there’s always Scotch.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 5 years ago

    But there’s so much work to do killing people and hiding the bodies! Just getting rid of the annoying politically-obsessed who insist on making every cartoon about politics takes an incredible amount of time. First, we have to find them, pass along the info to the local psychopaths, then take care of our own victims. We also go after people who don’t know the difference between a psychopath and sociopath.

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    Scott S  over 5 years ago

    What’s great about being a sociopath is that everything seems like a victimless crime!

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    BubbleTape Premium Member over 5 years ago

    but happiness is also a feeling.

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    Nick Danger  over 5 years ago

    All of the Democrat candidates for President think it’s OK to kill an unborn baby for personal convenience up to the moment of birth (and maybe even after), and yet liberals continue to say Trump is a sociopath? What a load.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Goat, I have lost all respect for you as a fictional character.

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    geogibson  over 5 years ago

    Constipation

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    No. I am Happy.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Rat has it easy. Goat is hopelessly caught up in his overthinking most things. Pig—don’t ask, don’t tell; he goes like a Trimmer, whichever way the wind (or Hot Air) is blowing….

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    Call me Ishmael  over 5 years ago

    Because he knows himself. Imagine being that “man”.

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    glowing-steak32  over 5 years ago

    I created a switch that can turn my emotions off so no one thinks I’m a weakling. Here! click

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