Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 19, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    You had a greater presence.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  almost 5 years ago

    in the secret garden by frances hodgson burnett, getting fatter, for children, is a good thing. and, for pigs on a farm, in general, it is a great thing!

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    gbars70  almost 5 years ago

    Pig does way too much self-analysis.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Pig’s accomplishment = more of Pig to share

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    Nachikethass  almost 5 years ago

    That’s a good thing, as a pig!

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    Next year’s resolution: learn to write without getting smudges on your face.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Dr. Pig, S.D.

    Spin Doctor.

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    pig plumped for a positive spin…

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    My personal milestone: Make it to next year.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Rat’s milestone would be … Drink More Beer ! …. Croc Power !

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Good for us, Pig. Heh heh heh.

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    tripwire45  almost 5 years ago

    More insulation against the cold winter. :D

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m positive that I have negative feelings about today’s kartune!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Poor PIG! he needs a life coach….or something….

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    Eristic  almost 5 years ago

    A milestone not unfamiliar to most Americans.

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    A personal millstone.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    milestones, not millstones

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    You’re a pig. You’re supposed to be fat.

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    WaitingMan  almost 5 years ago

    One of my goals for 2019 was to lose 25 pounds.All I need to do to achieve this goal is to lose another 23 in the next two weeks.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    Posted 1,000 inane and pointless comments on GoComics! A personal best.

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    Silly Season   almost 5 years ago

    In traditional plants, as many as seven federal inspectors work on the processing line, handling hog carcasses and checking for defects.

    Under the new system, that number will be reduced to two or three federal inspectors who have more experience but who will have limited hands-on interaction with the carcasses.

    Instead, the plant’s own employees will be checking and sorting the hog carcasses and letting the federal inspectors, called consumer safety inspectors, check their work from a distance. There is no required federal training for those employees.

    Finally, the federal limit on line speed — or the rate at which hog carcasses can be moved for processing and inspection — will be removed.

    “If this continues across the nation, when you open your package of meat, what you’re gonna get for a pathogen is gonna be a mystery,” Mauer said.

    Potential defects, according to Mauer, include feces, sex organs, toenails, bladders and unwanted hair.

    She and other inspectors claim plant employees with little experience or training are doing minimal checking and sorting in an effort to maintain line speeds and keep plant owners happy.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/inspectors-warn-unsafe-pork-could-make-its-way-consumers-under-n1097676

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    I’m 30 lbs lighter than this time last year.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    I have lost weight this year. Part of it was behaving, the other part was a stomach virus which lasted long enough to make my stomach shrink. I’ve worked hard not to stretch it so I feel full much sooner.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Oink twice if your happy.

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    Snoots  almost 5 years ago

    More bacon for us!

    (crass comment of the year, and proud of it). mwahahahahah…

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 5 years ago

    Got more nearsighted!

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    MartinPerry1  almost 5 years ago

    This will likely piss everybody off, but here goes. Pig is doing his bit to combat man-made global warming, by sequestering carbon in his body.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 5 years ago

    Is Pig trying to become a sumo wrestler?

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    Brain Pudding  almost 5 years ago

    Pig is fatter?

    Mmmmm …BACON!

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Looks ready for the slaughterhouse.

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    ayespin  almost 5 years ago

    Pig better beware of his weight gain. To much gain and he may be reclassified as a Hog. Then he might become a candidate for that favorite southern dish of “hogs butt and hominy.”

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 5 years ago

    At least that won’t cause Pig a wardrobe problem!

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    That is sad, Pig. (For you; on the other hand, good for bacon lovers!)

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