Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 20, 2024

Snooze button! I press the OFF button and go back to sleep. I don’t want to be disturbed in 7 minutes.

This is why, in all the alarms I set on my phone, I “disable” the snooze option, son!!!!(mike drop) Dan aka….

I am wise, but I can’t sit in the lotus position. Will people accept me as a wise a$$?

Maybe if you can talk Pigita into sharing your bed . . .

No snooze button. No alarm clock. I get up when I want to (or when the cats want me to).

I get up and move to the couch, it’s a short walk!

I have a gentle beeping alarm beside the bed. And a loud crack of doom one set in the hall outside my room set for 7 minutes later.

You snooze you lose.

Rat probably told him to drink beer.

Bacon. It’s time for you to morph into bacon, Pig.

The one thing that brings me great joy is creative media.

There’s no better feeling then when the alarm goes off, but you realise you don’t have to get up and can go back to sleep.

As they say “Snooze, You Lose” Pig!

Pig is standing on what appears to be a 80 degree angle, AMAZING!

The alarm goes off, I turn it off, fall asleep again, and complain I overslept!

I couldn’t hit the snooze this morning, power was out. Couldn’t sleep either because CPAP wasn’t working. Bad first day off for vacation.

I’m one of those people who doesn’t need a clock to wake up. I cannot sleep in, my body won’t let me.

Snooze button…(Don’t use one) Cheese. Let’s not forget BACON!

Remember, Pig. “Blessed are the cheese makers.” (Monty Python “The Life of Brian”) We all have thought that cheese gave Pig joy.

Don’t set your alarm, then the snooze button is unimportant.

My alarm clock is my bladder.

The great Wise A$$ bursts bubbles.

Want a reliable alarm clock? Get a small dog…

You could be a mattress tester at a furniture store, Pig. Surely they need those, right?

Love it!

OK, The Electoral Collage says we Americans are 51% unanimous.

Stephan, are you projecting onto Pig? LOLOL

One of the first things I did when I retired was throw the bedside clock radio away.

YES! je suis cochon!

What’s a snooze button (yes, that is sarcasm)?