Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 01, 2025

Just pull the chain.

So, that was a bad touch?

The G spot?

Actually, the bald guy needs to go to classier comic strips.

Don’t touch me there!

I believe that last line should be Pigita’s.

If it works, Pig will have a chance to light up Pigitas life.

Pull my finger

I expected the comics censor guy to show up.

I was expecting the comic censor to show up

Nice to see Pigita again!

“Come on, Come on, Come on, and touch me Babe, Can’t you see that I am not afraid” Apologies to the late Jim Morrison and the Doors!

Yay an excuse to quote DDR music. (3rdMIX this time) ♪ Turn me on, turn me on / Just do it right, you can’t go wrong ♪

I’m reminded of a gag about a pub that was so rough, they had pigs on the bar as air fresheners.

The bouncers at the door gave you a knife before entering.

He could have presented Miss Pigita, with a “cool” lamp, like the one Ralph’s father won in The Christmas Story".

From Hill Street Blues. Officer Renko “I have to start insulting a better class of people.”

Touching one Oompa Loompa turns the light on, touching the other turns it off…

Just think if she got a motorcycle and tried to rev up her hog

Happy National Pig Day

Where is the censorship guy when you need him, just asking.

… Here … Let me show you how. … This is how to turn me on.

Talk about out of context.

Even after all that, I kinda want a piggy lamp. It’s so oinking cute!

When you hear Doing, you’ve touched the right place.

I’ll have the pork loin with a side of pig’s feet…

Naughty.

We don’t get any higher than low class.

See, you just touch this switch here …

Pig!

No one expects the Comics Censor.

Pull here. Keep pulling, it’s a 3-way.

Where is the censor when you need him?