Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 18, 2013

Wow, making friends sure is complicated!

Think you are generally right, ujean. Females look for lifetime commitment in every association, males are more likely to live in the moment. Adult males rarely have any close friends, whereas women have relationships with other women that go back decades.

Dr. Walter Williams endorses your view of the role women have on men – he used the adjective “civilizing.”

The reason the world is such a mess is because men are running it. The world was a better place before men invented authoritarian “Civilization”. Before that men just went hunting while the women ran all other affairs.

So life is as Chess?, I always though it was peanut butter, you can be alergic to it, or add it jelly and enjoy it.

Unicorns only play chess with the knights and the queens.

You haven’t played chess until you’ve played with racquets.

I’ve been playing chess for about 45 years. Maybe one day I’ll get to the point where I think I have a clue about what I’m doing.

I see.

@ujeanI agree with @The Wolf In Your Midst. Your statement was a lovely bit of sexist claptrap. That is just awful. You make it sound as if we, as women, are superior to man. We are just different from men. Not better, not worse, just different. Sexist statements do not help nor do they contribute to bettering anyone or any situation. It just keeps the wedge in and makes it more difficult to overcome. Not helping.

The ball is in Sam’s court now. XD

Now I want to see a Unicorn chess game. “Serve me that pawn would you?” I wounder if unicorn knights still look like horses?

Most of my best friends are husbands of my wife’s best friends.

As well you should. It was well written and, sexist or not, an honest reflection of reality.

i think pheobe has a crush on sam. when max hears about sam, max is gonna want to marry pheobe

So Sam is a girl? I could’ve sworn it was a guy!