Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 17, 2015

You look more on trail than on trial.

Phoebe, don’t needlessly test your friendship.

Since unicorns have cloven hooves, she’s more a kind of antelope.

When does Marigold ever go “neigh”?

Why do I have a feeling that Marigold could transform Phoebe into a unicorn if she wanted?

A human is basically an Ape.

That’s also LION’S tail Marigold’s got there.

And phoebe dose not have magic.

They both have tusks, except for the raspberry.

Yeah, I saw the genuine, living unicorn at the Circus Museum in Baraboo, WI in 1987. Goat with horn transplanted to the center.

Phoebe does too have a horn. It’s soft and squishy and hangs down the back of her neck.

Agreed Phoebe.

Dana, is this really you? The art looks out of proportion.

Here is where Marigold said “whinny.”

The Greek historian and doctor Ctesias said India had unicorns that were pretty much similar to wild donkeys (I’m assuming the a-word might trip alert in posting). What would Marigold say to that?