Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 25, 2015

So ostentatious. Who does she think she is? Flaunting those extra horns, like it is so-o-o fancy.

I wonder if more product would be sold if BUGLES were renamed UNICORNS…

Perhaps that might be Unicorn Slumber Party Snack Mix? (recipe on page 220 of book 1)

Marigold is not just a Unicorn, she is a Uniquorn

Those horns are so fake. And I hear she had her tail done.

Well dad you do have a history.

Septendecicorn… am I the only one to whom that sounds like a Transformer?

Thanks, Marigold. But I can’t eat your horns.

Looks more like an outbreak of something.

Sparkleraiser. “I have such ME to show you.”

Phoebe’s so upset she forgot to put on her other sock. :P

I’ve always wanted to buy one of those mounted horse skulls with a horn attached (narwhal tusk?).

And cleaning out the clam dip she used to keep them in place? Well, I see complications.

Well, Marigold sure showed that Styracosaurus!

Well, Marigold sure showed that Styracosaurus!

Yes, Phoebe, you do owe Dad an apology: one for being so disrespectful and one for a false accusation, which YOU would resent like crazy.

And for heaven’s sake, someone get that Unicorn some soap and water to clean off all the sticky those Bugles are going to leave! She’s going to be VERY unhappy.

You keep those Bugles, Marigold; I don’t think Phoebe wants ’em anymore.

P.S.: Kudos for drawing all 16 Bugles.

A hedgecorn?

Gotta love the innocent look on Marigold’s face in panel 3.

I haven’t thought about Bugles in years. My dad used to love those.

UNICORN!

Why are the Bugles grey?

I was expecting “Heptadecicorn”

The horniest unicorn I ever did see…

Surprised she’d touch anything not grain based. Corn is not a grain, Marigold, it’ll make you fat!

We all confront dinosaur envy in different ways.

Hey! Phoebe’s ear isn’t coloured in the first panel!

I don’t get it. But I know it has to do something with Marigold being jealous of that Fossil a few strips ago:https://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2015/11/19

…does Marigold have a Bugle on her horn? Also, fun fact: Bugles are called “America’s Number 1 Finger Hat”.