Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 27, 2016
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Transcript:
Marigold: While my horn is indeed magnificent, is it my best feature? Perhaps not! I have always regarded my tail as a fine accent, like the coda at the end of a symphony. And you see my hooves, polished to a shine! It is all part of a rich tapestry. Phoebe: I asked you your favorite kind of pie. Marigold: I prefer to answer the question I wish had been asked.
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
“I choose memorable over relevant.” So quoth Llewellyn, so imitate-eth Marigold.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
As the phrase goes, “beggars cannot be choosers.”
Enter.Name.Here over 8 years ago
Careful Marigold. Sometimes getting too much into yourself is not a pretty sight.
Nebulous Premium Member over 8 years ago
Marigold’s last line sounds like a politician at a debate.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Southern style creeping-crust peach cobbler.
DDrazen over 8 years ago
“OK, Press Conference 101. You wanna look smart, answer their question with your own rhetorical question. Then answer THAT question.” Nick, from “Zootopia”
Simon_Jester over 8 years ago
You’re supposed to answer her question by asking a question of your own…then answer THAT question.
Get with the program, willya Marigold?
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
With that approach…America, get ready for our first unicorn President!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oh boy.
HouseApe over 8 years ago
Her best feature? I would have assumed it was her nostrils. They are heavenly, after all.
scyphi26 over 8 years ago
She’d make a good politician then, because I suspect they all rather answer the questions they wish they had been asked instead too.
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
My HUSBAND does that, and it took me 25 years of marriage to figure it out and finally say to him, “Would you answer the question I asked, please?” instead of interpreting his answer to fit my question. NSA’s got NUTHIN’ on him when it comes to playing it close the vest.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
So Marigold’s running for President? Makes more sense than Trump.