Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 21, 2016
August 20, 2016
August 22, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Those are such DAD SHORTS. Dad: You say that whenever I wear them. Phoebe: Well, they aren't very cool. Dad: I'm cool. Phoebe: Nobody cool wears shorts like that. Marigold: Hello! Dad: Maybe YOU'RE the one who isn't cool. Phoebe: What did Dad offer you to wear those? Marigold: He is grilling me some delicious oats.
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
A cartoon animal with no pants is a curiosity.A cartoon animal with no shirt is awkward.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
I may not be a father, but I don’t wear shorts that often.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 8 years ago
I also couldn’t care less about “cool” I prefer comfortable and tasteful and things that look good on me.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Way to go dad. Bribe Marigol so that you can teach a supposed lesson to your daughter.
walkingmancomics over 8 years ago
ah, but Dad’s found his Serenity!
DDrazen over 8 years ago
I’ve been wearing denim shorts to the office this summer because, well, nobody cares.
And I will be major surprised if anybody from where I work mentions this comment.
WaitingMan over 8 years ago
This 63 year old realized that he stopped being cool about ten years ago. Nice not having that pressure anymore.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
The best Dad-Shorts have Cargo-Pockets.
totalspaceman2010 over 8 years ago
Love the Firefly shirt!
tripwire45 over 8 years ago
On the other hand he gets points for the Firefly t-shirt. A true Browncoat.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
I see now.
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 8 years ago
Grilled oats? I prefer mine boiled.
reynard61 over 8 years ago
I stopped wearing shorts when I was about nine or ten. I see no need to inflict my hairy legs on the rest of the world.
SpongebobPatrickBackwards about 8 years ago
hehehehehehe
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
Khaki shorts are cool! :D