Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 04, 2016

Are Sue’s parents beekeepers? because she’s doing an impressive job keeping them in a jar with no lid.

Putin’s’ School of Torture?

Did Sue come from Spottsylvania by chance?

In a world where you can be suspended for nibbling your pop tart into the shape of a gun I can only imagine what they’d do if you took a hatchet to school.

let’s see… an ax, an air horn, a jar of bugs, and a pair of hedge clippers… Phoebe sure can’t take Sue seriously

I think Sue’s just showing her how’s she gonna deal with bullies.

Still love the bedspread.

What?! No gasoline and matches?

Sue axed the teacher a question.

Surprised nobody’s commented on the fact this is a re-run.

Dana busy again?

I wonder who is taking the pictures.

Marigold must be off attending to unicorn business.

Sue reminds me of Janna from Star vs The Forces of Evil.

What if Sue was holding a silver hammer – like Maxwell’s?

Is Sue home-schooled, by any chance?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Such a weird school Sue has.