Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 06, 2016

1. Just be glad it wasn’t Ranch, kid. 2. Marigold’s tiny umbrella is both adorable and brain-pulverizingly pointless, I love it. 3. That trees-in-the-rain effect though, SO nice.

Nature has no plan. It does what it needs to do to sustain itself, and improves itself by accident.

Nature functions the way it is due to what the universe got set up by the Big Bang. The parameters go back that far. Slightly different parameters produce another way for Nature to function. There is a certain regularity to how Nature functions under different conditions. To humans it looks like it is planned. Which is a false impression.

Marigold DOES make a good point.

Wish we could get rain here in North Georgia. We’ve been without rain for 50+ days!

Phoebe must’ve learned by now that unicorns do whatever pleases them.

I still go with the “whatever is funny” hypothesis. Rain stopping is not funny. Salad dressing raining on the lawn is funny.

I live on the Oregon coast.

We got rain.

Making it rain salad dressing on the lawn isn’t interfering with Nature’s plan. Plus if Marigold did her spell earlier in the same day, then Nature might be trying to clean off the salad dressing smell off the grass.

Mmm…salad dressing…

A tail umbrella. Hmmmm, not seeing it on Amazon. Strange…

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