Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 17, 2018

I thought they had to memorize some gibberish to think while zapping things.

Do you turn into an animate pretzel with a face, a faceless pretzel with a living consciousness inside (resulting in an “And I Must Scream” situation), or do you lose your consciousness completely and basically die?

Doesn’t “spoiler alert!” mean anything anymore?!

Darn that Auntie Anne!

Be careful, Phoebe. That pretzel spell might have salty language in it.

That’s not the ending. The ending is that goblins love pretzels.

Wait, how can an unicorn cast a spell “manually”?

You really should have read the whole book Marigold, because the warnings… The warnings come after the spells.

Are unicorn disclaimers written in that tiny tiny type that human disclaimers are written in? (For that matter, in unicorn commercials, are the five minutes of disclaimers packed into about fifty seconds by reading them aloud at approximately the speed of the space station?)

Yeah. I STILL haven’t completely forgiven the friend who blabbed who Luke’s father was before we saw the movie.

I’d pay good money to see a genuine unicorn pretzel! :D