Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 20, 2019

I bet a future storyline will reveal LSH isn’t a unicorn at all, but some other animal wearing a fake horn, hence why he always hides.

Take notes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifmRgQX82O4

just be careful when jumping into the leaf pile and the ball pit

LSH: invisible model.

Is that Spike’s cactus that Lord Splendid Humiity is hiding behind?

It seems he has a point to make. Is her perhaps proud of his humility?

Be careful of jumping into bushes, grass, boxes, piles of leaves, the water, a bunch of balls designed for kids to jump in. Really, is Lord Spendid Humility trying to be a booby trap? ;-)

He drowns in frame 6.

Actually, that’s not a bad calendar…I’d buy one of those.

The snowman should be at the end, for December.

always check the ball pit for unicorns, first

Unicorn society’s calendar industry must otherwise be based on producing custom-made calendars for costumers who only want to display pictures of themselves.

I’m reminded of when my pet cockatiels try to hide behind something and their tiny crests stick up into view.

Worse, it’s a nude calendar.

The eighth image makes me think of a clip from The Big Bang Theory, with Sheldon in a ball pit …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH1VOy7HKRs

Just when you thought it was too boring to go back into the bushes, behind the tree, into the field, into the box, in the leave piles, into the water, into the trash, into the ballpit, behind the fence, behind the snowman, in the desert or into stonehenge.

UNICORN!!!!

Some of the calendar pictures give a clue to Lord Splendid Humility’s possible House. The “pile of leaves”, “cardboard box,” and “low picket fence” pictures give a hint as to his size. Unicorns of the Nimbi House (see: www.google.com/search?ei=SJ5FXOPiOZTZ9APhvr0I&q=Nimbi+unicorns&oq=Nimbi+unicorns&gs_l=psy-ab.12…19720.20159..22350…0.0..0.120.223.0j2……0….1..gws-wiz.cnZNg-ZeAxw ) are very small, and are the only House whose members live in groups (other Houses are solitary). Nimbi, living in groups, might be more likely to be humble, since they must get along with each other.

Dana, will you ever show lord splendid humility

While Lord Splendid Humility’s methods for obtaining what he deems to be humility are contradictory, I would, should this calendar exist, TAKE HIS ENTIRE STOCK!!