Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 28, 2019

That’s more likely to summon an alternate Todd.

“Let’s go, Phoebe” clap, clap, clap-clap-clap “Let’s go Phoebe” clap, clap, clap-clap-clap “Let’s go Phoebe”….

if that was no chant, Marigold, the what was it? a beckoning?

May I suggest the Hamm’s Beer commercial chant?

You could try rapping the spell, Phoebe.

Don’t call your self stupid. She won’t want to come. Man I could think of a TON of different outcomes. All I know is any time I do fan ideas they ever get used.

Try “OH-WAH, TAH FOO, LIAM”. Repeat the chant quickly over and over…"

You haven’t been to a Buddhist temple, have you, Phoebe? Those monks can chant!

We have a lot of tension to see Phoebe from an alternate dimension.On the count of three, I’ll meet another me.

The stupider the chant, the more powerful the spell.

Be careful what you wish for, Phoebe…

is she gonna get a stupider version of herself?

I hope it’s a unicorn Phoebe

Just sing the first line from “I Am The Walrus” over and over: “I am s/he as you are s/he as you are me and we are all together.”

I used to do a lot of Gregorian chants, but all I ever got was a lot of Gregors…………

“It could be. A lot of words rhyme with ‘me’” is itself a chant!

Like Marigold’s mane in the fourth panel.

“I really like her mane!”

Bah Weep Granah Weep Nini Bong!

Try “GET OVER HERE, STUPID!” Works for the candy dragon.

Why so rude to someone you haven’t even met yet?

What will they do if Hastur appears instead?

This could work!

She would have more luck using the ancient Taiwanese chant “Ohwah Tagoo Siam”…