Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 17, 2020

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    Averagemoe  almost 4 years ago

    And for your information, I’m not Dutch.

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    Black76Manta  almost 4 years ago

    Now that Alejandra is showing Dakota how bad she is, I hope this becomes a guideline for Dakota to change her attitude!

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    codycab  almost 4 years ago

    And Dakota is the king of the royal jerks of jerkington!

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    andacar  almost 4 years ago

    Ah… playground politics. I’ve been both a teacher and a sub at elementary schools for years. Will Dakota realize she’s been mean all these years and ally herself with Phoebe to exact ill-advised magical vengeance on on Alejandra? Or will she just demand mommy send her to prep school?

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    luducks  almost 4 years ago

    Gyuh…

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    kaykeyser  almost 4 years ago

    your trying and that’s what counts.

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    mistie710  almost 4 years ago

    The Duchess of Dweebington, eh? And there’s me thinking that the new world had outlawed royalty!

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Almost an hour without an insult? Dakota’s getting better! :D

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Technically, it wouldn’t count since not only was the word “loser” not used, but she referred to Phoebe as royalty. Also it feels like a Alejandra is a lot more hostile than Dakota ever was.

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    Alicelth Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Give Dakota some points for originality 8)

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Nothing worse than be able to recognize your bad behavior in others peoples. Let’s hope this will be educational for Dakota.

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    Mando  almost 4 years ago

    Hypocrite!!!!!

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    scyphi26  almost 4 years ago

    Yeah, that’s not an argument you’re going to win, Dakota.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    An alliance in the offing. As Churchill said when asked how he could support Stalin’s regime after attacking it for years: “If Hitler invaded hell, I would at least have a favorable word for the devil”. (or words to that effect).

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    briangj2  almost 4 years ago

    Full quotation:

    “If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.”

    Winston Churchill (after Germany invaded the Soviet Union in June, 1941).

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    Cincoflex  almost 4 years ago

    I dunno; bestowing a royal title with an insult is sort of a backward compliment!

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    MollyGirl  almost 4 years ago

    Maybe, a royal title isn’t bad. At least she’s royalty.

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    Whatever happened to common sense?  almost 4 years ago

    Dakota’s latest insult is better than the other royalty-themed “Booger Princess.”

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    asrialfeeple  almost 4 years ago

    Dakota is putting in some effort in her work.

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    dragonbite  almost 4 years ago

    Time to team up and take her out!

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    944im Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    the space between enlightenment and self realization ca sometimes overlap

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    jerrica.benton333  about 3 years ago

    “I’ll duchy you up nice and good! Nice and good!”

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