Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 14, 2021

An early Father’s day gift. How sweet!

All you need to know is that it’s the preferable way to capture video on a phone.

For all your shrub downsizing needs… NII!

looks like Marigold knows more than Phoebe about landscaping

I want more SPARKLES in my landscaping!

I hope you want all your shrubberies in the form of unicorns.

“Well, you could start with mowing the lawn, which is one of your unfinished chores, by the way.”

Lawnmower Unicorn. Probably a better movie than Lawnmower Man.

Neigh, or should she say Ni?

This can become a successful enterprise.

“Mari, don’t talk with your mouth full.”

Dad is being bushwhacked, in a manner of speaking.

Wouldn’t it be easier to just go to the fridge and bring Marigold all the gourmet salad species that she can appreciate?

Landscaping, how come Calvin didn’t think of that?

Well, somebody had to train the goats how to clear the weeds and underbrush.

So, do unicorn droppings fertilize gardens and lawns?

Alternative answer to Dad’s question: “Unicorn!”

i had this same idea the other day, too… (great minds think alike, don’t they say?)

i mean, i don’t actually have a unicorn, so i was gonna use a goat….

but i don’t actually have a goat, either…

I DO have a unicorn-goat named Sparkle-Donkey.However, Sparkle-Donkey is a stuffed animal goat-unicorn, and therefore doesn’t eat… or even have a mouth.

Somebody in china should genetically engineer a goat the size of a housecat.

It looks like she knows a lot!

All right, Marigold. Now you must fetch him … a shrubbery!