Your wife is really cute. Your daughter is so weird, in a good way, that a millennia-old unicorn chooses to hang out with her, and “Infernus the Unicorn of Death” (who’s adorable, despite the name) possibly has a crush on her. And your wife is really cute.
You’ll be fine. It’s your kid who’s screwed. Turns out climate change was always a thing and every power structure that was running things just let it happen until it was too late. But at least the billionaires earned enough for pointless space joyrides.
Antiyonder about 3 years ago
And he has the tendency to do Dad jokes:-D.
codycab about 3 years ago
As long as the word “cool” is in the answer.
Averagemoe about 3 years ago
Oh, and also hairy. That’s probably normal, but now’s a good time to start trying to prevent it if that’s what you want.
momofalex7 about 3 years ago
It’s great Phoebe can think of her dad that way.
ratton8 about 3 years ago
Aww, it sounds like Ethan has some anxiety. I wish someone had been able to tell me that as a kid.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 3 years ago
Are any of us really OK?
Aladar30 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Kinda sweet.
DHBirr about 3 years ago
Your wife is really cute. Your daughter is so weird, in a good way, that a millennia-old unicorn chooses to hang out with her, and “Infernus the Unicorn of Death” (who’s adorable, despite the name) possibly has a crush on her. And your wife is really cute.
Decepticomic about 3 years ago
You’ll be fine. It’s your kid who’s screwed. Turns out climate change was always a thing and every power structure that was running things just let it happen until it was too late. But at least the billionaires earned enough for pointless space joyrides.
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
That’s it? No questions about flying cars, for example? :D
Flapjack omelette about 3 years ago
The puppy dog eyes in the third panel
scyphi26 about 3 years ago
Oh, you’ll more than take—you’ll own it.
Tallguy about 3 years ago
Ahhh he needs to be talking to TEENAGE Phoebe.
fuzzybritches about 3 years ago
I’ve come to love being “weird and embarrassing”; I’ve never achieved “cool” but I no longer really care.
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl about 3 years ago
It’s common for kids to think their parents are “weird and embarrassing.” At least she was nice enough to include “kinda cool” at the end.
LrdSlvrhnd about 3 years ago
You know you’ve done something right if your daughter thinks you’re kinda cool.
NWdryad about 3 years ago
And you rock a ponytail and scruff
rpmurray almost 3 years ago
You’ll meet a gorgeous woman who inexplicably agrees to marry you.