Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 15, 2022

My insatiable hunger has been satiated!

I’m unspeakably good at video games but I still speak about it anyway.

how does one speak of something unspeakably?

I am simply unspeakable.

“That of which we cannot speak, we must pass over in silence”― Ludwig Wittgenstein. Apparently he was wrong :-)

Her beauty is unspoken even when spoken, I guess!

I bet somebody wishes Phoebe was unspeakable.

That is the best Marigold face EVER.

If you expect the unexpected, doesn’t that make the unexpected the expected?

Goes without saying.

It’s going to be a fun week for Marigold when Phoebe’s English classes tackle the difference between qualifiers and quantifiers.

Now, for the Untold Story…

If you notice this notice then you may notice that this notice is not noticeably worth noticing. So take no notice.

“Pretty” what?

“I’m pretty.”

“You’re ugly.”

“Let’s compromise. I’m pretty ugly.”

I wonder how angry you could actually drive Marigold to become?

Plus why is she so beautiful she can’t speak about it?.

Perhaps it is something like a magic spell that makes everyone like you and she can’t speak of it because otherwise it wouldn’t belong to just unicorns anymore.

Or is it something bad?.

Or is it like that talking butterfly in The Last Unicorn who said it would tear his little body to pieces to speak of the Unicorn’s ultimate beauty.