Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 14, 2023

They should be “20 percent cooler” as Rainbow Dash puts it.

Is that percentage a fourteen or a nineteen? I don’t mean to insult Dana’s calligraphy, but I just don’t like unnecessary ambiguity.

86% of all statistics mentioned online are made up!

VISIT THE ENCHANTED LANDS! NOW WITH 14% MORE ENCHANTMENT FREE INSIDE EVERY BOX OF WHEAT LUMPOS!

Ethan and Emily will want to go along.

A multitude of enchanted lands to visit I see!

How enchanting!

14% more enchanted and 20% cooler! :D

Yeah, well I’m the 69%; as me almost everything.

Whoever gets that reference is my new best friend.

It’s 20% cooler, Phoebe.

HOORAY! A summer adventure!

And new and improved.

Is there a board of unicorns which issues these ratings? How is this measured? I want to see the data!

Disapointed its not 20 percent more enchanted

For a unicorn, she’s very good at selling real estate. I doubt, though, that there will ever be a production of Glengarry Glen Ross As Performed By Unicorns.

Definitely 14

About 1/7 more.

Pinkertown is one of those self-made lands created by a child’s imagination. Pinkalicioius is her name and pink is the color of her game.