Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 01, 2023

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    codycab  12 months ago

    Rude! Phoebe is NOT old!

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    Averagemoe  12 months ago

    When you’re in fifth grade, enjoy knowing the new kids while it lasts. They won’t be starting middle school until you’re in high school. They won’t start high school until you’re in college. And they won’t start college until you graduate.

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    iggyman  12 months ago

    You’re not old to the other kids, just familiar, but yes maybe a little weird, but you have a Unicorn for a friend!

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    Antiyonder  12 months ago

    Bet Phoebe feels like those few years ago was decade.

    Not even just making a meta joke, but how it feels like making it from kid age to adulthood takes forever, but then the years just speed up.

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    weshorse  12 months ago

    Wouldn’t it be very interesting and maybe a little scary if today’s strip had showed an older Phoebe like around 13 to 15 years old.

    Because honestly we don’t actually know when Marigold saw herself in the mirrors and we don’t know how long ago Phoebe is talking about when she started school as the new kid.

    Don’t you think it will start to feel strange that we’re all going to be very old one day, but Phoebe is still 9 years old.

    We haven’t even seen a single birthday party for Phoebe or Marigold in any of the books.

    one thing that actually made many people lose interest in Pokemon was because no matter what happened or who did what, Ash just wouldn’t grow up!!.

    Not even change his clothes!.

    At least Phoebe changes her clothes.

    Dana needs to make a future vision of Phoebe and Marigold.

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    French Persons Premium Member 12 months ago

    Don’t worry, Phoebe. Someday, you’ll be a scientist. People like Dakota will end up making a career in a grocery store or a restaurant.

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    Decepticomic  12 months ago

    I wonder what a normal kid would be to a unicorn.

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    DaBump Premium Member 12 months ago

    I don’t mind being weird, new, or old.

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    mistie710  12 months ago

    Old Kids On The Block?

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    jerrica.benton333  12 months ago

    so a “a few years ago”* means “more than 10 years ago”^ if you are pH, ne?

    *regular quotes

    ^finger quotes

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    gayle454  12 months ago

    Weirdness is underrated

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    DDrazen  12 months ago

    I want to be the weird old deacon at church, no matter what the head deacon says.

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    rgcviper  12 months ago

    Embrace the weirdness, Phoebe. I know I do. : )

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    Opus the Poet  12 months ago

    I used to be the New Kid sometimes 2 or 3 times a year and at least once a year, until I was a sophomore in HS. 16 different schools by 10th grade and I actually got to attend 14 before we moved again, 8th grade was a shitshow thanks to the DoD, registered 4 times and moved twice before first day of school after registering. The second time was because between signing the lease for a house in one town and getting moved in the landlord was blackballed for shady stuff. Basically added fees not spelled out in the lease, and the second house was in a different town and school district. So I got an extra week of vacation.

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    Wizard4168  12 months ago

    Oh, Phoebe, hon, you’re definitely a total weirdo. Please note, I don’t think “weird” and “bad” are the same thing. Plenty of weird things aren’t so bad, and plenty of bad things are depressingly normal.

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