Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 19, 2024

Because you messed up the timeline by suggesting that name to him, Phoebe

It’s not the worst moon to be named after. Be grateful for that.

Because Mom said so?

Don’t meet your heroes (or your ancestors before they were responsible for you). You’re bound to be disappointed.

Don’t mess up the timeline Phoebe…

Would she prefer Galaxia? It would be unusual and different!

Saturn has 146 moons, wow! (I just looked it up)!

I think you just left the cat of the bag, Phoebe!

Maybe someone (mom) vetoed it.

blurting things like that out is one way to give away who you really are.

The comic is copyrighted 2021, but I can’t find the first time this arc appeared. Anybody?

Ethan tried. But Phoebe’s mom put her foot down. Phoebe was his second choice.

Her mother hated that name.

Shush! Keep talking to him and you’ll soon blink out of existence forever!!

cause he’s messing with you… :J

I’ve seen this before but I was looking forward to seeing this part again.

I assume Phoebe’s mother talked him out of it.

Ganymede would’ve been a nice name, too.

Too similar to a Sailor Moon villain; he was worried about trademark infringement.

“Did you know that Pluto has a giant heart on it?”

Marty McFly never had problems like this.

I thought it was “Phobos”?

“Galaxia and Her Unicorn”? Billy Shakespeare was wrong… a comic by any other name would not smell so sweet.

this is pretty hilarious, i forgot this one

“Galaxia the Queen of Space! OKAY SERIOUSLY WHY IS THAT NOT MY NAME?” -should definitely be the very first thing out of her mouth the next time she’s face-to-face with her home-timeline-point-dad

Probably mom was against that name.