Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 07, 2024

Phoebe doesn’t care how, she wants it now!

Delayed gratification is for when happiness goes above average, not when it’s returning to average.

I mean if you do it now , Marigold, then she’ll stop talking about it.

May I recommend the classic cure? A gentle wash with soap and water, a generous spray of Bactine, a mom hug and a bandage.

Phoebe’s boo-boo must have really hurt with the star coming out of it!

Here’s where this one goes.

Marigold heals her knee and it causes the side effect of crazy long fingernails.

NIN phoebe!

Phoebe is a knight who skins NIII!!! Perhaps a shrubbery might help?

Phoebe is an accident patient with a lack of patience.

“What do we want?”

“Instant gratification!”

“When-”

“NOW!”

What’s the point of having a supernatural being as a friend if she can’t fix anything that goes wrong RIGHT NOW?

“Darning it now.”

She should save those favors for something that a couple of squirts of Bactine can’t take care of like this little boo-boo.

When’s that tooth ever going to come in?

C’mon Marigold!