Let’s see, by the time the original Christmas was 2 weeks away, John the Baptist would have been 5 and a half months old – his father was certainly surprised (John’s Mom was around Opal’s age).
Wake up. Opal wants jewels, gems, and gold. You were expecting something else? Earl will sit on it and get back to her later. His wallet is in a pressing engagement.
Llewellenbruce almost 13 years ago
Wonder if anybody’s been counting the number ofstrips this year Earl’s been sitting in chair? It’s gottabe at least 80 times.
orinoco womble almost 13 years ago
Blessed are those who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed.Blessed are those who instead of expecting, make it happen.
arye uygur almost 13 years ago
Why not? My grandfather was born when his mother was 55.
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Just be glad Christmas is the only thing she’s expecting, Earl. Although it may be nice to have someone else for Nelson to bug.
KEA almost 13 years ago
“She’s expecting” – one of the worst euphemisms ever
psychlady almost 13 years ago
Just plain WEIRD!!
wicky almost 13 years ago
Nah, the only reason Earl takes viagra is to keep from rolling out of bed.
underwriter almost 13 years ago
Let’s see, by the time the original Christmas was 2 weeks away, John the Baptist would have been 5 and a half months old – his father was certainly surprised (John’s Mom was around Opal’s age).
The Life I Draw Upon almost 13 years ago
Wake up. Opal wants jewels, gems, and gold. You were expecting something else? Earl will sit on it and get back to her later. His wallet is in a pressing engagement.
Calvin Nelson Nelson Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Wow I never guessed Opal would be a Facebook Copy ’n Paster
J Short almost 13 years ago
Her fat belly almost had Earl convinced.
Sardonis almost 13 years ago
Opal’s so HOT! lol
J Short almost 13 years ago
That’ and she was “late”.
TexTech almost 13 years ago
Earl, she does not want to kill you. If she did that, who would she have to torment?
jtviper7 almost 13 years ago
Bah Humbug…
Number Three almost 13 years ago
I love your apron, Opal!
xxx
redarmrest almost 13 years ago
the dog’s in on it too.
mikehop23 almost 13 years ago
I am glad she remembers what christmas is about.
deadheadzan almost 13 years ago
Yes, yes she is…….
TheAuldWan almost 13 years ago
I do recall Earl sitting on a park bench….
Rooster17780 almost 13 years ago
that scared me a second there..
Michelle Morris almost 13 years ago
Even the dog looked surprised!
YodaNoob almost 13 years ago
he has sat on the front steps a few times.. and I THINK he sat in a rocking chair on the porch once or twice but I’m not sure about that one..
Frankie5466 over 2 years ago
What an insane way to word that Christmas is 2 weeks away!