Pickles by Brian Crane for March 20, 2018

I’m sure a Pacific islander’s lava-lava KIND OF makes his backside look big.

It is a rare man whose rear looks big. Most of us of a certain age just have excess fabric in the seat of our pants.

I love a utilikilt on a man :)

Perhaps he has worn that kilt too long.

No. Your big rear end makes your rear end look big.

Only when the wind blows.

As Hawkeye on MASH said of Klinger “ he has the legs for it”

Without the sporran; it is a skirt.

“Yeah, THAT’S why it looks big."

It’s a very nice kilt, but his shirt does NOT match!

WARNING: sometimes too much air circulation in certain anatomical places may cause the male of the species to take on female type sayings.

(whoops – did I type that ‘out loud’?)

And,shrinkage has occurred :(

I do love a man in a kilt, even with bag pipes attached!

Should have gone with the flattering Stuart green and blue tartan, rather than the gaudy Crane red and purple !

That is not a kilt, its a skirt

Bloody hell, I thought that was Opal there!

xxx

If you wear one without a sporran, it’s a bloody skirt.

If you wear one without a sporran, it’s a bloody skirt.

The second panel got it right; it’s THE kilt, not A kilt.