Pickles by Brian Crane for July 28, 2022

Shouldering the blame

Never pull a thread. Earl over did it but it can happen just not that much.

Blame the cat.

I can overcome anything but temptation.

(The Good Lord gave me this appearance to reduce the temptations. Worked wonderfully well.)

An old gag, but a good one.

Just call it “unstructured fashion” and roll with it.

I did that to a pair of underwear once, and the entire waist band came off.While I was wearing them.

Hard to believe that Earl has only 1 suit.

Earl does his best Bullwinkle voice…“Nothing up my sleeve…PRESTO !”

That’s like pulling the pin on a hand grenade…

He’s a man what else would you expect?

You put the thought in his head. He was just going to tape it down.

My Mom when I was five: “don’t stick your finger in that socket”.

Five year old me: “bzzzzt – ouch”

When you tell someone not to do something, for some reason all of a sudden there is an overwhelming desire to do it!

Earl should know that nothing good comes from pulling a loose thread!

She has the scissors, she just has to make the other side to match. It could be a trend that could carry on… Postmen wear shorts in the summer! I Love Lucy had an episode like that while in Europe.

Its funny because its something that could, and in really cheap sports coats can, happen

Now ya gotta do the OTHER one……. so you can have a VEST.!!! (lol)

Oy Earl! Better watch Opal…she’s got the scissors….

Tear off the other sleeve and tell the folks that you work for Orange County Choppers.

Might be a cool vest

Never buy a suit from “Tearaways for Large and Tall Men”

That is the rule—“Don’t pull a thread, snip it off even if you have to use your teeth!”

Must have been a Hong Kong tailor!

LOL!

A pandemic among the human race since Adam and Eve.

Now you dont have to go with Opal…..

Well, when it comes to Earl, threads aren’t the only things that are loose.

Earl’s had a way with planes and automobiles recently, and we’re still waiting for the train to arrive!

Earl’s rocking Larry the Cable Guy !

Temptation!!!!

Hilarious!

Now Earl’s got his clothes half off.

Earl’s wearing a blue coat with brown pants, so no coat is an improvement. He’s probably got on orange tennis shoes and who knows what color socks — if any at all.