Pickles by Brian Crane for May 24, 2024

Paint tiger stripes on her.

Take her to the pound!

I’ve had a cat claw in my finger, never want one again!

She looks scary enough just walking by.

The joke from Firefly episode “Bushwacked”

Ya know what I like about cats? Nothing!

Cats got POINTY places… and they’re willing to use them!

A lion lives inside that cat !

Kangaroos, Hippos, Koalas, Pandas, Polar Bears, and Tasmanian Devils may look very cute but can be very dangerous (even deadly).

with cats, attitudes are a very visable

Every cat has its snapping point.

Bit by my own cat while trying to pill him…hand swelled up like one of Howie Mandel’s blown up surgical gloves…spent about 15 hrs in the ER getting 2 different IV’s of antibiotics…never tried to help another cat again‼️

Muffin needs a time out, as in outside.

Muffin is one mean bi***.

Cats were worshiped by ancient Egyptians: cats have never forgotten that.

If that cat did that to my arm for no reason….it would be banjo strings.

wish our squirrel dominated birdfeeder was defended by scary cat.

Any cat that has spent it’s life in my house has always given me the impression that it wouldn’t have to get much bigger in order to be utterly terrifying.

Cats can be really NASTY when you aggravate ’em.!!!!

Kid hasn’t yet encountered poking a sleeping cat with a stick while wearing a Frankenstein costume.

Never tease a tiger.

Earl is a great story teller……………………not!

Most cats do look scarier when they attack.

We have a litter of kittens and it’s amazing how sharp their claws are.

Not Muffins.

Your grandmother. She asked me to pick something off the floor … she asked if my arm was injured to prevent me from picking it up … I said no … she took my arm, hit it with the frying pan, said now it is injured, now pick up those socks before the injury gets worse.

Sure, Earl. Sure.