Pluggers by Rick McKee for July 19, 2020

ever had the fly down and no one bothered to tell you when you left the house and the co-workers did tell you upon arrival to the workplace?

A plugger remembers when he wasn’t married, so he didn’t have to zip his pants.

At least he’s wearing pants.

I hate when that happens !

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My wife didn’t bother telling me—she physically checked—she said she didn’t want it to get loose ! ! ! !

When my Wife was up early enough to say “I love you” I usually ended up getting to work later than usual.

One Saturday at the synagogue, Sadie sidled up to Saul and whispered “Pssst – your business is open.” Saul was shocked and replied, “That’s a lie! This is the Sabbath and my business is never open on Saturday!” Saul stormed off and a little later stopped in the restroom before he took his seat for services. Once there he noticed his fly was open. So that’s what Sadie meant! Sheepishly Saul zipped his pants and went out to find Sadie. He apologized to her, saying “Sadie you were so right about my business – but I have one question: was my salesman in or out?”

Nice thing about a Canadian winter…you can always feel the cold draft.

Miss those days.. nice lunch sandwiches.. clothes laid out.. a warm welcome after a days work.. Best couple of weeks a plugger ever had.

Heck, I went shopping yesterday and realized when I got home, that my zipper was down all day. Sigh…

If he doesn’t it’s going to be hard to fix now.

“First, you forget names. Then you forget faces. Then you forget to zip the fly up. Finally you forget to pull the fly down.” — George Burns

Supposedly(I think the story is apocryphal), just before a major address, Mrs. Churchill noticed that Sir Winston’s fly was down—she sent a message to him—he acknowledged it by saying—’If anyone notices my predicament, let me say this: A dead bird with never fall from its nest.