Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 21, 2024

This comic is so brilliant haha

Now tell your master you’ve already been for walkies!

Was that Poncho or Ferris?

Dirty paws a giveaway !

Wouldn’t it be great if the valet service included a car wash?

You are so lucky that dogs don’t know how to check the city’s surveillance cameras!

Shades of “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”!!!

At leash he got it back in one piece.

I let a valet park my car once in Palm Springs. Bono’s restaurant, to be specific. (yeah, way back then). I discovered they broke my ignition switch when I made my first stop, which wasn’t home. I never accepted valet parking again.

Certain exotic high-performance cars have “valet keys” that hobble the vehicle to the point that they’re no fun to take joyriding. The owner stops at the valet desk, switches the car to “valet” mode and takes that key with them. Valet parks sluggish car and leaves it alone.

brilliant but screwy analogy

As long as they don’t abuse the rubber chicken on my back tire cover, I’m okay with it. Valet parking for a 91 Chevy Blazer? They would probably die laughing right there in the parking lot. :)

I liked this.

hahahahahahaha