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I guess Stantis admires the pardons, the tariffs, the firings, and the drunk Secretary.
We know for sure that Stantis believes pardoning 1500 violent felons and the worldâs biggest drug dealer is totally equivalent to Bidenâs preemptive pardons to prevent persecution.
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And magats have been very reluctant to comment on Their Messiahâs first week actions.
I know itâs not likely, but itâs possible some of the have learned what a tariff is. Maybe weâll see. Maybe not.
Trump has managed to insult and alienate Canada, Panama, Greenland, Denmark, Mexico and Colombia.
Trump has managed to free 1,500 violent insurrectionist thugs who beat on-duty police officers with baseball bats, sticks, clubs and flagpoles and also sprayed them with bear spray while flinging their fecal matter like zoo monkeys. Iâm sure our streets are much safer now.
Trump has managed to set the stage for higher groceries, housing and anything imported from overseas or made with any parts from overseas.
Trump has not managed to end the war in Ukraine, which he promised to do within 24 hours.
Trump promised to end âDEIâ hires and hire solely on merit, and then got a Secretary of Defense confirmed (the first time in history a Defense Secretary confirmation required a VP tie-breaking vote) who had ZERO qualifications for the job and plenty of reasons to question his fidelity, morality and sobriety.
Trump promised to immediately lower grocery prices and he specifically name-checked eggs.
In seven days, the price of eggs has skyrocketed 38%.
I just hope our allies forgive our POS president because I think we will need them in the not so distance future. musk did his 2nd nazi salute behind the presidental seal
We have to try and laugh about whatâs happening to maintain our sanity and use today (the anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz) to remind us such atrocities must never happen againâŠ
A# 466 starts with a false premise. She did not criticize Trump. She asked for mercy for people who are scared.
âLet me make one final plea, Mr. President,â Bishop Mariann Budde said in her 15-minute sermon. âMillions have put their trust in you. And as you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now,â said Budde, as she appeared to look towards the president.
Concerning todayâs Clay Jones, my current deepest wish would be for musky, et al to take a trip to Mars. These arrogant bleeps canât discipline themselves for anything. Do you know how much self restraint it takes to take a space craft to another planet and actually survive the trip? These clowns would blow up the ship before they passed the moon. So many jokes.
Caught the latest DMZ podcast yesterday. On the down side, Stanti let Ted roll right along with the comment that Ukraine antagonize Russia into attacking themâŠâŠâŠâŠ#sigh. On the interesting side, Scott and Ted both posited an idea Iâve had for several years, that we should try to get Russia into NATO.
Itâll stay standing. Americans are more resilient than youâd think. Oh, donât get me wrong: Once Jan 20, 2029 rolls around, weâre gonna have one big heapinâ stink-mess to clean up (Trumpâs done a FANTASTIC job so far of destroying and taking us back to the 1950s), but it WILL get done. The nationalists and isolationists wonât have their way. They never do.
Yes, we are still standing. The United States of America returned to be the Leader of the free world under Biden. In one week back, tRump has taken this Great Nation back to being 3rd world standing.
Carmen, you may have spoken too soon. As I read this on 01.31.2025 they have shut down many federal websites and the purges of FAA FBI, DOJ and other personnel has left the US vulnerable to so many attacks or accidents. We are weak in the eyesof our enemies and stupid in the eyes of our former allies.
braindead Premium Member about 1 month ago
I guess Stantis admires the pardons, the tariffs, the firings, and the drunk Secretary.
We know for sure that Stantis believes pardoning 1500 violent felons and the worldâs biggest drug dealer is totally equivalent to Bidenâs preemptive pardons to prevent persecution.
.
And magats have been very reluctant to comment on Their Messiahâs first week actions.
I know itâs not likely, but itâs possible some of the have learned what a tariff is. Maybe weâll see. Maybe not.
DD Wiz about 1 month ago
Yes, it has been one week.
In seven daysâŠ
Trump has managed to insult and alienate Canada, Panama, Greenland, Denmark, Mexico and Colombia.
Trump has managed to free 1,500 violent insurrectionist thugs who beat on-duty police officers with baseball bats, sticks, clubs and flagpoles and also sprayed them with bear spray while flinging their fecal matter like zoo monkeys. Iâm sure our streets are much safer now.
Trump has managed to set the stage for higher groceries, housing and anything imported from overseas or made with any parts from overseas.
Trump has not managed to end the war in Ukraine, which he promised to do within 24 hours.
Trump promised to end âDEIâ hires and hire solely on merit, and then got a Secretary of Defense confirmed (the first time in history a Defense Secretary confirmation required a VP tie-breaking vote) who had ZERO qualifications for the job and plenty of reasons to question his fidelity, morality and sobriety.
Trump promised to immediately lower grocery prices and he specifically name-checked eggs.
In seven days, the price of eggs has skyrocketed 38%.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 month ago
I just hope our allies forgive our POS president because I think we will need them in the not so distance future. musk did his 2nd nazi salute behind the presidental seal
Sun about 1 month ago
Itâs a wonder, especially after four years under the destructive regime of 46.
RobinHood about 1 month ago
Odd that.
RobinHood about 1 month ago
Torquay
rossevrymn about 1 month ago
Concerning todayâs Matt Daves, that pretty much describes the DEI scenario, right?:
Number Slx about 1 month ago
This is rapidly becoming my favourite strip.
We have to try and laugh about whatâs happening to maintain our sanity and use today (the anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz) to remind us such atrocities must never happen againâŠ
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 1 month ago
And it will continue to stand, in spite of our difficulties. Strength through thick and thin is our thing!
AnnouncerMike Premium Member about 1 month ago
Fort Sumter wasnât a concern until it was, on April 12 1861.
ImDaRealAni about 1 month ago
I will be reporting on Mondays now â works a little better for me than Tuesdays.
Price of Gas: $3.12 (from $3.12).
Prize of a Dozen Eggs: $6.40 (from $5.90).
Groceries Price Index: 333.566 (monthly).
S&P 500: 6,101.24 (from 5,996.66).
New Car Consumer Price Index: 172.18 (monthly).
Trump Approval Rating: 46.7% (from 46.70%).
Some new data points I was encouraged to add.
Dow Jones: 44,424.25
Milk per ounce: 20.32.
Unemployment rate: 4.1% (monthly).
Inflation rate: 2.9% (monthly).
Font Lady Premium Member about 1 month ago
Is gas under $2/gal yet?
ajr58(1) about 1 month ago
A# 466 starts with a false premise. She did not criticize Trump. She asked for mercy for people who are scared.
âLet me make one final plea, Mr. President,â Bishop Mariann Budde said in her 15-minute sermon. âMillions have put their trust in you. And as you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now,â said Budde, as she appeared to look towards the president.
[Real] Facts matter.
rossevrymn about 1 month ago
Concerning todayâs Clay Jones, my current deepest wish would be for musky, et al to take a trip to Mars. These arrogant bleeps canât discipline themselves for anything. Do you know how much self restraint it takes to take a space craft to another planet and actually survive the trip? These clowns would blow up the ship before they passed the moon. So many jokes.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 1 month ago
Between Moron and Robberhood, which one is Fern? Based on number of comments, Iâd say Robberhood.
rossevrymn about 1 month ago
Concerning todayâs Gary Markstein, they forgot da griftuhs.
MikeOsto Premium Member about 1 month ago
Teetering more like it.
rossevrymn about 1 month ago
Caught the latest DMZ podcast yesterday. On the down side, Stanti let Ted roll right along with the comment that Ukraine antagonize Russia into attacking themâŠâŠâŠâŠ#sigh. On the interesting side, Scott and Ted both posited an idea Iâve had for several years, that we should try to get Russia into NATO.
ctolson about 1 month ago
But it is severly cracked already. Remember, Germanyâs democracy didnât fall in a week but DJT Will beat Hitlerâs time line just to show him up.
sams1960 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Bravo! âRepublicâ vs âdemocracyâ; got it right! This time.
Havel about 1 month ago
Well, firing the IGs by executive order is a step along the way.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Yah think?
TwilightFaze about 1 month ago
Itâll stay standing. Americans are more resilient than youâd think. Oh, donât get me wrong: Once Jan 20, 2029 rolls around, weâre gonna have one big heapinâ stink-mess to clean up (Trumpâs done a FANTASTIC job so far of destroying and taking us back to the 1950s), but it WILL get done. The nationalists and isolationists wonât have their way. They never do.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
Yep,weâre still standingâ-by sheer luck. Hey,if we pay off what trump owes on mar-al-lego,are we the new owners?
Whoknew about 1 month ago
Keep on dreaming, little Scottie. Youâll find outâŠ
oakie9531 about 1 month ago
just barely
ncorgbl about 1 month ago
Yes, we are still standing. The United States of America returned to be the Leader of the free world under Biden. In one week back, tRump has taken this Great Nation back to being 3rd world standing.
ferddo about 1 month ago
Yep, the republic can still stand despite its leadershipâŠ
Stat_man99 about 1 month ago
..and it will remain standing and get stronger as we finally have a LEADER!! Not a bumbler.
Sun about 1 month ago
Democrats are only good for America and American Workers when they are not in office.
entrekin.linda about 1 month ago
barely
rokkinrobin531 about 1 month ago
Carmen, you may have spoken too soon. As I read this on 01.31.2025 they have shut down many federal websites and the purges of FAA FBI, DOJ and other personnel has left the US vulnerable to so many attacks or accidents. We are weak in the eyesof our enemies and stupid in the eyes of our former allies.