Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 24, 2019

They really were very bad at shooting, I think the helmets prevented them from aiming well.

Ralph Vader??? It just doesn’t have that ring to i……..aaaaugghhh…….can’t breathe……

I really laughed on this one>

I bet the A-Team would hire him.

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Next question: do you wear a red shirt on away missions?

“Only stormtroopers are this precise.” ~Obi Wan

(demonstrating the difference between precision and accuracy)

help me ,Obi Wan.

you’re my only hope!

if one side of the page was an option, and the other side of the page was the other option, where would they check? paradox?

Poor training or poor vision?

Or, more simply, poor script writing?

Ready, fire, aim!

The stormtroopers don’t always miss. Watch the beginning of Episode IV and you’ll see Rebel officers do get shot.;

The Storm Trooper motto:

   "Shoot for the stars . . . and miss."

Luke Skywalker: I can’t see a thing through these lenses!

Maybe the Sith Troopers will be better shots.